The Commonwealth of Poland-Luna is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 943 million Polish-Lunans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 11.5%.

The strong Polish-Lunan economy, worth 52.6 trillion Space Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,831 Space Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Poland-Luna's national animal is the Space Eagle.

Poland-Luna is ranked 245,968^th in the world and 5,910^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 kickbacks per hour.