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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,651stMost Patriotic: 6,137th
The State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For peace we must strive.
Loui Garavh
Influence
Negotiator
Lol
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gorutimania

Population1.563 billion

CapitalJuhanyega
LeaderLoui Garavh
FaithChristianity

CurrencyErek
AnimalElephant

The State of Gorutimania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Loui Garavh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.563 billion Goruti are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhanyega. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goruti economy, worth 225 trillion Ereks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,000 Ereks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural Goruti stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorutimania's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gorutimania is ranked 252,247th in the world and 8th in Kanye West for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,651stMost Patriotic: 6,137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,345thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,403rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,005thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,783rdMost Authoritarian: 12,972ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,969thTop
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Most Cultured: 14,677thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,279thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,309thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,544thHighest Average Incomes: 24,804thHighest Food Quality: 25,693rdLargest Black Market: 26,829thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,762nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gorutimania lodged a message on the Kanye West Regional Message Board.
  • : Gorutimania lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
  • : Gorutimania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Bogus Not True Fake Town".
  • : Gorutimania's influence in Kanye West rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Gorutimania lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Gorutimania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Marine Wildlife Collisions".
  • : Gorutimania's influence in Kanye West rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, a surprisingly large share of the nation's budget is used to buy new houses for immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorutimania, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.

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