The Cute little Dumpling of Fortitudinem is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Charlie Soulfire with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 22.75 billion Beloved Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allison's Heart. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Beloved economy, worth a remarkable 3,559 trillion Tears a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,452 Tears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fortitudinem's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Beloved military unleashed its biological weapons, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime is totally unknown. Fortitudinem's national animal is the Dragonet, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Harmony.

Fortitudinem is ranked 266,305^th in the world and 2^nd in The Great Wonderland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.