The んひ尺尺ﾉᄃﾑ刀乇 of The Hurricane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hurricane II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.313 billion Hurricaneans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eye of the Storm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 262,416 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,388,206 per year while the poor average 3,268, a ratio of 730 to 1.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.

The Hurricane is ranked 103,520^th in the world and 2^nd in The Great Storm for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,001.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.