The US State of Oscadan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Governor Christopher Baumgarten with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.367 billion Oscadanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrie. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The strong Oscadanian economy, worth 329 trillion USDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,455 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oscadan's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oscadan is ranked 178,496^th in the world and 288^th in United States of America for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.