Population | 2.558 billion |
Capital | Liberty City |
Leader | Andy Ganteks |
Faith | Monke |
Currency | Mob |
Animal | Lion |
The Kingdom of Yardies is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Andy Ganteks with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.558 billion Yardies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yard economy, worth 500 trillion Mobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,681 Mobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, lending money has become a major liability, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yardies's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Monke.
Yardies is ranked 13,045th in the world and 200th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,881.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yardies was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Following new legislation in Yardies, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Yardies, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Yardies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Yardies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Yardies was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Following new legislation in Yardies, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Yardies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Yardies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Yardies, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Overthinkers, Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hyperion Towers, Occidius, Varanius, Triestine, Podium, Willow Gate, Isachile Tum, Corbeil, Rengum in Lingo, Wickedly evil people, Greg Tucker, Dilber, Nas Crustium, Tsangenya, Fotisdia, Kabirstan, Guitermot, Pushistia, Wakoshima, All Good People, Dalimbar, and Fujai.