The Kingdom of Twazta is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 210 million Twaztans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Twaztan economy, worth 21.9 trillion Tazzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 104,202 Tazzes, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, fake revenge can be served either cold or hot, and justice is blinding. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Twazta's national animal is the Twaztan Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Twazta is ranked 58,651^st in the world and 648^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,745.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.