The Republic of Timmylandington is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.981 billion Timmylandingtonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timmylandingtonian economy, worth 361 trillion Drakmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,243 Drakmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the children of Timmylandington are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timmylandington's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timmylandington is ranked 64,043^rd in the world and 701^st in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,425.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.