The GD Corp Property of The Universal Land of Potato is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.656 billion Potatoites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reach City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatoite economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 278,002 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and Leader always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms. Crime is totally unknown. The Universal Land of Potato's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Potatoism.

The Universal Land of Potato is ranked 178,281^st in the world and 3^rd in Polandball for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 54.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.