The Really Annoying Faeries of Vandoosa Vierzehn is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a lot of bothersome faeries with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.371 billion ice faeries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The powerhouse Vandoosa Vierzehnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,014 trillion Ceks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,259 Ceks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Vandoosa Vierzehn, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vandoosa Vierzehn's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is pointing and laughing.

Vandoosa Vierzehn is ranked 259,223^rd in the world and 164^th in Jenny for Nicest Citizens, with 0.86 average smiles per day.