The Commonwealth of Koalawalla Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 20.36 billion Koalawalla Landians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eucalyptus Road. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Koalawalla Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion Eucalyptus Leaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 71,531 Eucalyptus Leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, billions of Eucalyptus Leaves are being blown on orbital weapons development, Koalawalla Land has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and students cut up leftover Eucalyptus Leaves during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koalawalla Land's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Koalawalla Land is ranked 78,245^th in the world and 5^th in Alstroemeria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,290.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.