The Tsundere Queendom of Illyasviel von Einzbern is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning Berserker population. The cynical population of 17.813 billion Illyasviel von Einzbernians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Illyasviel von Einzbernian economy, worth 831 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,656 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illyasviel von Einzbern's national animal is the Berserker.

Illyasviel von Einzbern is ranked 187,835^th in the world and 1^st in Empire of Russia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.77 law-abiding acts per hour.