The Empire of Catsarecute is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Hissenscratch with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.556 billion Catsarecuteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Box Fort. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catsarecutean economy, worth 293 trillion Milks a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,881 Milks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat is one of the most popular forenames in Catsarecute, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Catsarecute, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catsarecute's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NONE.

Catsarecute is ranked 43,456^th in the world and 2,820^th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 166.37 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.