The United Kingdom of Triumphiam is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Aldous Luxley with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 4.029 billion Triumphers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxa City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphiam economy, worth 733 trillion Luxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 182,135 Luxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triumphiam's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Triumphiam is ranked 109,018^th in the world and 1,825^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,472.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.