The Federation of Tasoland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Liberne with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.139 billion Tasolandians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rirostad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tasolandian economy, worth 118 trillion Tasonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,824 Tasonks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Tasoland as a reminder of their "special relationship", and workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tasoland's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Tasoland is ranked 91,064^th in the world and 1,506^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,226.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.