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San llera wrote:Well, we (ok, not we, other nations that I, nor you, helped in any manner) are already guaranteed a World Cup, so that's a start.

That's a pretty awesome start, but the more the merrier. Your great nation joined the U-18 cup as well, yes?

Yay! Go Rushmore, we can win the World Cup!

I think, at this point, we pretty much have no choice in the matter.
#ShouldaBeenMe.

Marion oaks 2

"Rushmore contains 107 nations, the 107th most in the world." Well, that's convenient.

Central khakassia

Heya, Guayabalense puppet here. But 1000% corrupt, even more than Sargossa :p

So I thought I might just bring this trophy to Rushmore. Any complaints? No? Good!!!

*pops cork on keg of root beer*

Marion oaks 2

Central khakassia wrote:Heya, Guayabalense puppet here. But 1000% corrupt, even more than Sargossa :p

Pah, you'll never take my corruption trophy. Largely because Olastor nabbed it a while ago.

Talking of trophies . . .

Pasarga wrote:So I thought I might just bring this trophy to Rushmore.

Yours is much nicer.

Sargossa wrote:Pah, you'll never take my corruption trophy. Largely because Olastor nabbed it a while ago.

:p

Sargossa wrote:Pah, you'll never take my corruption trophy. Largely because Olastor nabbed it a while ago.

Well, I'll take your corruption trophy and raise you one corrosive trophy!

*takes the corruption trophy and races away, leaving behind an old rusty trophy*

So, after two World Cup cycles of mediocrity, I was ready to declare myself as the holder of the trophy of mediocrity.

Then, a thought struck me. Who am I, San Llera, a nation that's barely been here for six months, to claim to mediocrity trophy when the one and only Eastfield Lodge is in my region?

So, Eastfield Lodge, I now present you with a somewhat aesthetically pleasing bronze ball (the ball is a bit flat. Usable, but could use air). Congratulations.

Lons

San llera wrote:So, after two World Cup cycles of mediocrity, I was ready to declare myself as the holder of the trophy of mediocrity.

Then, a thought struck me. Who am I, San Llera, a nation that's barely been here for six months, to claim to mediocrity trophy when the one and only Eastfield Lodge is in my region?

So, Eastfield Lodge, I now present you with a somewhat aesthetically pleasing bronze ball (the ball is a bit flat. Usable, but could use air). Congratulations.

Yay, I won something! :P

San llera wrote:So, after two World Cup cycles of mediocrity,

That's normal. Barring a fluke, you aren't going to qualify before your third or fourth consecutive cycle of entering the World Cup.

Saintland wrote:That's normal. Barring a fluke, you aren't going to qualify before your third or fourth consecutive cycle of entering the World Cup.

I never expected to qualify, but did expect to pick up some better results. Oh well. I don't really have any right to complain when I'm so new, so I'll digress.

Rushmore might have won the world cup... But we lost the signups.

11 minutes ago: The Generic Thread Starter of NSWC Signups departed this region for Atlantian Oceania.

The World Cup trophy or the World Cup admin. Tough choice.

Surely Signups should be in Esportiva...?

One win down, many more to go. Started off the U-18 WC with a bang. two-nil win over Taeshan!

It took me eight World Cups with loads of RPing to qualify proper. And after that, I think only two more without RPing to a third place finish and a top 10 ranking. And then I hosted a WC, which was such a stressful business that I stopped signing up all together. Yeah.

...

The one thing I miss most is the CMSC...

*cracks knuckles*
Finishing fourth in your second ever cycle. It's not for everyone, I suppose...

Polar Islandstates wrote:*cracks knuckles*
Finishing fourth in your second ever cycle. It's not for everyone, I suppose...

Bah, humbug.

Gordon bay city

Alternatively, you could qualify first time without so much as a preceding BoF. #insertsomekindofmemeorgifatthisjuncture #probablyfeaturingsunglasses

San Llera, a quick glance at your roster reveals a distinct lack of even a single camel. Not to mention that your strikers appear incapable of even rudimentary flight. Frankly it’s remarkable you win at all.

Props due however to all your Iberian types, seemingly obvious yet actually highly offensive would-be national denonym, and charmingly retro hatred of the colour red. Hispanic Marquezians, Marquezians long sick to the back teeth of being called Candelarian by ignorant furruners, and the Candelariasian Bettian community respectively would like to take this opportunity to issue their approval.

But what in the name of unholy chastity is a swagfish?

Eastfield Lodge and San llera

Well done San Llera, you woke him up. And, by logical extension, doomed us all.

Camcam! My dear cuttlefish... Sargossa, we must celebrate his arrival with a sacrifice! Bring me the geese and my Feltwisted Sacrificial Blade!

The geese! The geese!
*whispers*
The geese...

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