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Thank you for the information. The people who reprinted this SHAMEFUL PIECE OF HERESY have been cooked alive while being stoned with white hot glass.

Nine votes?

NINE VOTES??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

You PATHETIC dictators are not voting in my polls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not voting is an INSULT to DEAREST LEADER, and is HIGH TREASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do your duties,by telling tales of your atrocities, and VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After a long and arduous struggle with some SCUMBAG F*****M F******S from the SCUMBAG W***D A******Y, aided by some Reb**s trying to hold e*******s, I HAVE ESTABLISHED MYSELF AS THE SOLE RULER OF THE FATWA!!! It took A TON OF PUBLIC BURNINGS, WHIPPINGS OF THE WORST NATURE, AND BLOODBATHS OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION TO DO THIS!!!

All hail DEAREST LEADER, for he is the most impressive in the universe. Recently, our beloved husband became #1 in the World for "Most Conservative." He is superior to all. Glory to Psychotic Dictatorships!

DEAREST LEADER is both NUMBER ONE in things that have to do with absolute TYRANNY, and LAST PLACE for those PATHETIC things called "r_ghts", "d_m_cr_cy", or "fr__d_m"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do NOT ever doubt the INFINITE BEYOND PERFECTNESS of DEAREST LEADER as even doubting DEAREST LEADER, for even a FRACTION of a Planck-Time Unit, will result in PERMANENT obliteration, where you shall experience a state INFINITELY WORSE than eternal suffering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outright sadists wrote:

As school is starting up in the PATHETIC "REAL WORLD," I think this might be a good poll as many of us brainwash our PATHETIC slaves from a young age. It's INFINITELY INFERIOR to any poll a GLORIOUS LORD KNIGHT HAS EVER made, and looks much worse compared to the INFINITELY GLORIOUS polls made by our INFINITELY GLORIOUS DEAREST LEADER!!! Lord Knights, as I'm sure you can make much better polls, don't use this one if it's TOO PATHETIC FOR YOUR INFINITELY GLORIOUS POLL-MAKING MINDS!!!!!!!
Here's what it would look like:
Slave Education
There's some information you need to drill into your PATHETIC slaves' minds at a young age. What's your favorite class to teach/watch in Slave School?
Math - teach the the little scum the ratios of how PATHETIC they are compared to bacteria (1:10,000,000,000,000) You (1:10^36, on average) and DEAREST LEADER (1:Infinity, DEAREST LEADER IS INFINITELY GLORIOUS!!!!!!!)
Chemistry - Teach them how to dump acid on themselves! They'll all get plenty of experience.
Physics - Teach them how high they need to jump off a building for their organs to splat everywhere! Pick a few "volunteers" to demonstrate.
Biology - Infect some of them with diseases to show their effects.
Your country's official language - Teach them the words they need to know, like "all," "hail," your name, and DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!
Physical Education: The strong will survive, the weakest will be executed along with their families!
And for the last option: Who needs education, anyways? I send my slaves to work the day they are born!
Hope this poll idea is good/usable.

While it has additional sadistic text, there was already a poll on this subject too, I'm afraid.

See goo.gl/25h2Tu for a list of previous polls.

Bedetopia wrote:

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Whoever made this movie deserves a DEAREST LEADER-shaped Oscar. These advisors are getting shot for insulting such a masterpiece.

That movie is awesome! The advisors act like being dystopian hellhole is a bad thing!!!! KILL THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TOO!!!!!

I will would to create a Propaganda Station in my nation.
May I have ideas for a name?

How about naming it DEAR LEADER station? It can have "Hail, DEAR LEADER!" on repeat.