WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Avoided in Psychotic Dictatorships
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 7,336th in the world for Most Avoided.
|1.||The Candyland Like Lands of Marshmellowstan||Corporate Police State||“A nonexistent but real sounding country.”|
|2.||The Armed Republic of Sycklio||Corporate Police State||“We must all work for Our Nation!”|
|3.||The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”|
|4.||The People's Republic of Glov||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Glov Ayistan Vortso”|
|5.||The Ipse Dixit of Somalilabkhazia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Drop the bomb. Exterminate them all!”|
|6.||The Dictatorship of Ihaetya Island||Corporate Police State||“Oppress the people for the people.”|
|7.||The Theocracy of Amerirscan||Corporate Police State||“Power through faith, faith through power”|
|8.||The Empire of Troedor||Corporate Police State||“Fortitudo et Scientia”|
|9.||The Oppressed Peoples of Offenda||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We're Offended! Die!”|
|10.||The Dictatorship of Santarian||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Smoke weed everyday”|
Regional Poll • WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ILLEGAL EMBARGO-BUSTING PRODUCT?
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- 2 days 2 hours ago: The Oppressed Peoples of Al Quesadilla departed this region for Corrupt Dictatorships.
- 2 days 2 hours ago: The Oppressed Peoples of Al Quesadilla arrived from The West Pacific.
- 3 days 19 hours ago: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL updated the World Factbook entry.
- 3 days 19 hours ago: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL created a new regional poll: "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ILLEGAL EMBARGO-BUSTING PRODUCT?".
- 4 days ago: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL rejected United Nations of Xenuooo's request for regional embassies.
- 4 days ago: The Creepy Exorcism of The Island Nation of Butan of the region United Nations of Xenuooo proposed constructing embassies.
- 4 days ago: The Theocracy of Spongeknob Squarenuts arrived from The Pacific.
- 4 days ago: The Communist Federation of Red Party arrived from Icarus.
- 8 days ago: Furry slave to dearest leader ceased to exist.
- 11 days ago: The Empire of Troedor arrived from The West Pacific.
Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board
You know what brings me great joy?
Impaling newborns from the skull to the butt on a long hot pole, roasting them over a massive fire pit, and forcing my citizens to eat them, before forcing my slaves there to be shot on site with bullets causing drugs to hasten gangrene, all while bowing down to pictures of DEAREST LEADER, while worms slowly consume their rotting flesh. The reason for this is for a ceremony that celebrates ONLY the glorious achievements, infinite wisdom, and unprecedented evil atrocities of DEAREST LEADER.
But even I, having less than one billionth of a trillionth of a quadrillionth of a percent of DEAREST LEADER'S wisdom, cannot hold a ceremony that could even match his gloriousness and power, as to what he deserves.
Indeed, we will never be able to achieve even a glimpse of what DEAREST LEADER can do. Our inferior atrocities are still satisfying to us nonetheless, and only the residents of DEAREST LEADER's glorious region can achieve that level, thanks to his infinite knowledge and methods of torture from which we've been inspired.
That reminds me, project IHNMAIMS is about to begin. My "doctors" have managed to find a way to destroy the ventral roots of the spinal cord while keeping the dorsal roots untouched. Which means that the test subject is completely paralyzed but can still feel.
This means that the slave will endure endless suffering and no reflexes are going to stop that. I could tell them to not cut the head ones so he can still scream, but that would invalidate the project's name.
You are perhaps some of the most useless dictators yet when you refuse to report your atrocities to DEAREST LEADER. You are just as bad as the slaves you are torturing. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for remaining silent and displeasing DEAREST LEADER!
Do NOT ever remain silent again.
There must be a reason as to why this disgusting silence exists. Could it be that our fellow dictators are travelling to other realms of evil to learn about new ways of torture?
A big mistake, in my opinion. DEAREST LEADER's teachings are unparalleled.
NO. NOBODY LEAVES THIS NEVER-ENDING EMPIRE OF SPLENDID EVIL LEST THEY SUFFER PUNISHMENT AND TORMENT MORE GRIEVOUS THAN EVEN IMAGINABLE OR PERCEPTIBLE TO PATHETIC HUMAN MINDS!!!!!
ON A MORE IMPORTANT MATTER, TONIGHT IS GLORIOUS COMRADE LETTERMAN'S FINAL PROGRAM. HIS NAME SHALL BE EXALTED NEXT TO OURS FOREVER AND VIEWING IS COMPULSORY UNDER PAIN OF ANNIHILATION TO THE INFINITE DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL
Oh DEAREST LEADER, in the most recent city we have conquered, what geometric shape would you wish us to stack the skulls of the city's slaughtered inhabitants in as a symbol of what happens to those foolish enough to defy any nation which supports your EXALTED GREATNESS?
Glorious Comrade Letterman is my grandfather's father and my grandmother's father. The most revered one. And he is my oldest brother. I shed a tear. I l_v_ him
HORA-QUAN!!! HAVE THEM SHAPED LIKE A GIANT SKULL. YES. SKULLS ORGANIZED TO LOOK LIKE ONE GIANT SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCH INFINITE GENIUS IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND WE HAVE CREATED THE GREATEST POLL IN THE HISTORY OF POLLS. ANSWER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL
Why stop at one product when we can have EVERYTHING? A dictator ought to have unlimited privileges.