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Today's World Census Report
The Least Corrupt Governments in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 18,553rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Dictatorship of School Teacherz||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Moofoo GOOGOOOOO SHWASHTIKAKA”|
|2.||The Empire of United Saint||Psychotic Dictatorship||“We Will Endure”|
|3.||The Psychotic Dictatorship of Dystopia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Slaves are Man's best friend!”|
|4.||The Oppressed Peoples of PhoneyBaloney||Father Knows Best State||“Free Beer Tomorrow...”|
|5.||The Republic of My little citizen playthings||Corporate Police State||“My little playthings”|
|6.||The Armed Republic of 4P0C0LYP53||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Come uncomfortable yet prepared and leave alive.”|
|7.||The Dictatorship of Cainanah||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Strength Through Compliance”|
|8.||The United Socialist States of Peoples Republic of Switzerland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Socialism or die”|
|9.||The Community of Happy Hollering Hippies||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Kewl, Bro! ”|
|10.||The Rogue Nation of LEAVE NOW OR DIE OR LISTEN TO LEADER||Psychotic Dictatorship||“EVERY MOTTO BELONGS TO LEADER”|
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- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL banned The Dictatorship of The Malice Corporation from the region.
- : The Dictatorship of Sackport arrived from The East Pacific.
- : The Dictatorship of The Malice Corporation departed this region for The Republic of Free States.
- : The Dictatorship of The Malice Corporation arrived from The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples.
- : The Illustrious Marxist Republic of Dallingrad arrived from Osiris.
- : The Endless Khaganate of Basementees of the region Pax Britannia withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- : The Endless Khaganate of Basementees of the region Pax Britannia proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Dictatorship of Arkyovska arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Republic of Niki Stojanovski departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL ejected The Republic of Niki Stojanovski from the region.
Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board
Meanwhile the Christoslavian Armed Forces are still supporting several military regimes against filthy rebels that dare threaten order and law. These rebels version of oppression is INFERIOR to ours and my GLORIOUS Armies are crushing them in all their PATHETICNESS
I shall gladly help my GLORIOUS comrade in this endeavor, it would make DEAREST LEADER proud.
My primary banner says it all.
TO ARMS!!!!! FOR DESPOTISM, FOR TYRANNY!!!!!!!!
I will GLADLY help my fellow dictatorships INCINERATE these ABSOLUTELY FILTHY REBELS!
LET THE BATTLECRY BE HEARD AS OUR SOLDIERS RUN INTO BATTLE
"TO ARMS! FOR DESPOTISM! FOR TYRANNY!" LET OUR NATIONS' GLORIOUS ANTHEMS PLAY FROM SPEAKERS IN THE HELICOPTERS!
*bombers drop napalm on rebel positions*
YES COMRADES! RAPE AND PILLAGE THEIR INFERIOR MASSES AND WATCH THEIR UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING AS YOUR MIGHTY ARMIES QUITE LITERALLY CRUSH THEM UNDERHEEL
I personally prefer efficiency, maximum efficiency. Slackers who fail to meet strict quotas will be terminated. However, time doesn't seem to be an issue for you, so here's some time-consuming torture methods:
Forcing a slave to be eaten alive by their family - sadistic in the most glorious of ways. The best part is that you can torture multiple PATHETIC slaves at once!
Hunger, but not thirst - Put a slave in a white, uniformly lit room all by themself, completely isolated, with plenty of water but no food. They'll start to starve quickly and will try to satisfy their hunger by filling themselves with water. They'll become horribly sick and vomit a lot, which won't exactly make the water, all that they have left, taste good. They'll start to hallucinate about food but will find none. (Add drugs to the water to enhance this part) The slave will die a horrifying death.
Thirst, but not hunger - Put a slave in an isolated room, similar to the above torture method, with plenty of peanut butter cookies but no water. They'll become dehydrated extremely quickly and will die quicker than the above torture method. They'll have similar hallucinations and will suffer just as much, if not more!
OOC: Issue #229, "Government Saturated in Corruption" is an interesting one for dictatorships.
You could pick option #1, and hang anyone not doing their jobs correctly, which seems nice.
However, if you pick option #3, allowing corruption in your government completely, you'll be faced with several outcomes. Obviously your corruption, a statistic many dictatorships try to preserve, will go up, as well as your wealth gaps, my personal favorite statistic. However, your political f***d**ms will increase quite a lot as well, something you won't like one bit.
Keep this in mind if you ever get this issue. Go to viewtopic.php?f=13&t=88#229 if you'd like to read the issue and its options.
OOC: Thanks for the heads up, i may have made that mistake early on in my nation which shot my p*******l fre****s from 0 to 14
OOC: keep in mind the WA bastards make you realize the freedom to be corrupt is still a freedom. clever
*Arkyovskan tanks, APCs, mechs, and soldiers drop out of the backs of planes on their parachutes right into the midst of rebel-held cities, with the orders to literally crush their will to fight under treads, gunfire, combat boots, and the massive steel feet of mechs*