Psychotic Dictatorships RMB

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Founder: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

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THE DICTATORS OF DICTATORS...THE PSYCHOTICS OF THE PSYCHOTIC!

We offer:
*NO lame off-site regional forum;
*NO boring roleplaying;
*NO stupid maps;
*NO desperate recruitment drives;
*NO impotent regional government!

Why? Because we're THE DICTATORS and we have NO time for this CRAP; we merely RULE and enjoy unlimited, unmitigated POWER!! (And the finest illegally imported luxury goods!)

DEAREST LEADER, once #1 in the WORLD for "Most Conservative," LAST for "Most Liberal," #1 for "Most Authoritarian," #3 for "Most Corrupt": Menta Lee-IL

ALL EMBASSY REQUESTS WILL BE REJECTED BECAUSE I DO NOT DEAL WITH INFERIOR (I.E. ALL OTHER) REGIONS

THERE IS A STRICT 20 DAY ACTIVITY LIMIT; INACTIVE 20 DAYS, AND YOU'RE OUT!

Tags: Isolationist, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Totalitarian, and 1 other.Medium.

Psychotic Dictatorships contains 21 nations, the 482nd most in the world.

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The Shortest Average Lifespan in Psychotic Dictatorships

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 644th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Candyland Like Lands of MarshmellowstanCorporate Police State“We got s'more!”
2.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“AND YOU THINK MY FORMER BROTHER WAS BAD!”
3.The Dominion of Defeated DictatorsCorporate Police State“Civil Rights are for Pussies”
4.The Corporate Empire of The Shinra BusinessIron Fist Consumerists“Shin-Ra - Building a more oppressive tomorrow.”
5.The Delicious Police State of I Like Pie Very Much Thank YouIron Fist Consumerists“I like pie”
6.The Dictatorship of MordorviaIron Fist Consumerists“One nation to rule them all”
7.The Oppressed Peoples of Esandem DungeonIron Fist Consumerists“Safe Word? There is No Safe Word!”
8.The Dictatorship of Over ThereIron Fist Consumerists“We Don't Know”
9.The Disputed Territories of UranUSACorporate Police State“ An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.”
10.The Armed Republic of Pol PotPsychotic Dictatorship“He who protests is an enemy; he who opposes is a corpse”
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Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board

If anyone still cares the IPO joke stuff is still up and probably still works (the link to it is on the news page)

SEDAWS! YOU ARE A FILTHY DEMOCRACY! DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS TO LOWER ALL CIVIL AND POLITICAL RIGHTS IMMEDIATELY OR FACE IMMEDIATE EXPULSION AND BANISHMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Political freedoms "VERY GOOD"?! Not in this place.

Yeah, Dearest Leader is very kind and generous to allow that liberal bullcrap to continue to exist in this region for a moment longer.

(And by the way, I decided that any legislation that resulted in the destruction of male genitals is a good thing, so that's what I picked, and it reduced the Esandem Dungeon's vestigial civil rights by a full 1/8th! Take that, inferior sex!)

Greetings all,
I am happy to have found such a fitting region for my Corporate Empire. Allow me to summarise exactly how I feel a Nation should be run, so that there are no illusions about where I stand.

"I'll let you hear my new appointment speech. Old man tried to control the world with money. It seems to have been working. The population thought that Shinra would protect them. Work at Shinra, get your pay. If a terrorist attacks, the Shinra army will help you. It looks perfect on the outside. But, I do things differently. I'll control the world with fear. It takes too much to do it like my old man. A little fear will control the minds of the common people. There's no reason to waste money on them." - President Rufus Shinra, upon becoming President of the Shin-Ra Electric Power Company.

You have a fine region; I think I'm going to like it here.

You will like it here, OR ELSE.

I AM MUSHARAF, THE DICATOR OF PAKISTAN, YOU WILL FEAR ME! (*whispers*:did that sound scary?)

WE WILL NOT, YOU LITTLE RUNT!

YOU ALLEGED DICTATOR OF PAKISTAN HAVE FAR TOO HIGH FREEDOMS; YOU HAD BETTER LOWER THEM IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL BE EJECTED AND BANNED!!!!!!!! YOU ARE WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!

AND, I FEAR NOBODY!!!!!!! YOU SHALL FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Civil Rights "below average" and Political Freedoms "excellent?"
What is this liberal BS, Musharaf? You call yourself a dictator? You're just as much of a wimp as the male residents of my nation, and you need to get that Jeffersonian crap out of this region right now.

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