WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Compassionate Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 18,607th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
|1.||The Queendom of The Beeluminati||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All Glory to The OVERBEE”|
|2.||The Dictatorship of OxyClean||Father Knows Best State||“HI BILLY MAYS HERE”|
|3.||The Oppressed Peoples of The Weekly Jumble||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Crosswords are for losers!”|
|4.||The The Pshychotic Swamp of Shrek and Dunkey||Iron Fist Consumerists||“i'm just an old man, looking for my spaghetti...”|
|5.||The Colony of ColiasteNaMi||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Education ”|
|6.||The Dictatorship of Thaotho||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Obedience breeds power and power is everything”|
|7.||The People's Republic of Cronusland||Corrupt Dictatorship||“mundi est non satis”|
|8.||The Dictatorship of Iusmium||Father Knows Best State||“With control comes success ”|
|9.||The Jingoistic States of Bombad||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Life is but a dream”|
|10.||The Dominion of Land of the Minions||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Bada tis no lexsax. To nama een jowrut.”|
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Recent polls: “What did you dictators do to commerorate Friday the 13th this week?” • “What's your favorite TV (Torture Vision) game show?”
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL banned The Dictatorship of Random Test Nation from the region.
- : The Colony of ColiasteNaMi arrived from Equinox.
- : The Dictatorship of Random Test Nation departed this region for XDANK MEMESX.
- : The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression created a new regional poll: "Mathematics is important. How do you PATHETIC dictators learn how to count?".
- : The Dictatorship of Iusmium arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL banned The Dictatorship of Arcane Dominus from the region.
- : The Dictatorship of Arcane Dominus departed this region for Nadeyatsya.
- : The Dictatorship of Ree Terre-Ted departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL ejected and banned The Dictatorship of Ree Terre-Ted from the region.
- : The Dictatorship of Ree Ter-Ted departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board
Of course, "DEAREST LEADER's Castle" can never come close to being like actually walking through DEAREST LEADER's palace, for that is a place of great mystery. To begin with, the only personnel allowed inside are DEAREST LEADER and his great many wives. Even then, sharing the contents of a SINGLE SQUARE INCH of its MIGHTY INTERIOR with anyone not becoming one of DEAREST LEADER's wives is HIGH TREASON, and punishable by DEAREST LEADER WILLING THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE, IN ALL UNIVERSES!!!!!
I'm glad you made this poll! It gives me a chance to showcase the Torture Vision show I've been working on and host, YOUR LIFE IS IN JEOPARDY!
On the show, 3 slaves answer questions about the facts of DEAREST LEADER. Categories include, but are not limited to, FEATS ACCOMPLISHED BY DEAREST LEADER, DEAREST LEADER'S MIGHT, and SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW DEAREST LEADER?(They never do) All answers must be in the form of praise to DEAREST LEADER
Every time a slave gets a question wrong, they lose one of their limbs. Whoever has limbs left wins! Their (mandatory) reward? To come back tomorrow to play again!
I hope we can get on the air, but it is up to the will of DEAREST LEADER. If it displeases him, I shall execute all slaves that had any part in the show (and a couple thousand more) to try to make amends.
I AM BACK!! AnD I VOTED!
I make the our slaves listen to Justin Bieber,THEY TOSS THEMSLEVES FROM ON HIGH TO STOP THAT NOISE!!
MY FAVORITE TORTURE-VISION SHOW IS "WATCH YOUR FRIENDS GET EXECUTED", (OF COURSE, ANY TITLE DEAREST LEADER COULD SUGGEST WOULD BE INFINITELY BETTER) WHERE SLAVES ARE FORCED TO WATCH THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY BESIDES THEM BE EXECUTED IN HORRIFYING WAYS. WHICHEVER SLAVE HAS THE MOST TRAUMATIC MEMORY OF IT WINS, AND IS THUS SAVED FROM EXECUTION FOR ONE ADDITIONAL HOUR.
My methods of squashing what little hope my SLAVES that are ETERNALLY LOYAL to YOU, DEAREST LEADER have are running a bit thin. Any suggestions? My most recent method was forcing them at gunpoint to wash the golden statues of YOU I have set up everywhere, if they dare utter ONE foul thing about YOU.
I made a new poll.
You PATHETIC dictators MUST vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, as usual DEAREST LEADER is exempt, since he is BEYOND PERFECT, and it would be an INSULT for him to vote in my SLIGHTLY LESS THAN PERFECT polls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LEARNED TO COUNT BY COUNTING THE NUMBER OF SLAVES I SENT TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER! WHERE IS THE OPTION FOR THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I DON'T EVEN TEACH MY PATHETUC SLAVES MATH!!!!
I see that DEAREST LEADER's glorious empire of evil is as ample as ever. More and more dictators are willing to learn from the true face of tyranny.
Aside from that, if there's one thing I dislike, it's stability. I aim to expand my Tronified Dystopia and make it an even worse hellhole for my slaves constantly.
Fun fact: Since I have created the Conductive Name rule, at least 5 million slaves have been executed for disrespecting my name.