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Founder: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

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THE DICTATORS OF DICTATORS...THE PSYCHOTICS OF THE PSYCHOTIC! DEATH TO THE WORLD ASSEMBLY!!!

We offer:
*NO lame off-site regional forum;
*NO boring roleplaying;
*NO stupid maps;
*NO desperate recruitment drives;
*NO impotent regional government!

Why? Because we're THE DICTATORS and we have NO time for this CRAP; we merely RULE and enjoy unlimited, unmitigated POWER!! (And the finest embargo-busting luxury goods!)

DEAREST LEADER, INFINITE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, #1 IN THE WORLD for "Most Corrupt": Menta Lee-IL

>>> ALL EMBASSY REQUESTS WILL BE REJECTED BECAUSE I DO NOT DEAL WITH INFERIOR REGIONS - THAT MEANS YOU, IDIOT!! <<<

IF YOU ARE INACTIVE 20 DAYS, YOU'RE OUT! LEAVE THE REGION AND YOU'RE BANNED!

Tags: Isolationist, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Totalitarian, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

Psychotic Dictatorships contains 32 nations, the 391st most in the world.

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The Most Avoided in Psychotic Dictatorships

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 7,336th in the world for Most Avoided.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Candyland Like Lands of MarshmellowstanCorporate Police State“A nonexistent but real sounding country.”
2.The Armed Republic of SycklioCorporate Police State“We must all work for Our Nation!”
3.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
4.The People's Republic of GlovCompulsory Consumerist State“Glov Ayistan Vortso”
5.The Ipse Dixit of SomalilabkhaziaIron Fist Consumerists“Drop the bomb. Exterminate them all!”
6.The Dictatorship of Ihaetya IslandCorporate Police State“Oppress the people for the people.”
7.The Theocracy of AmerirscanCorporate Police State“Power through faith, faith through power”
8.The Empire of TroedorCorporate Police State“Fortitudo et Scientia”
9.The Oppressed Peoples of OffendaIron Fist Consumerists“We're Offended! Die!”
10.The Dictatorship of SantarianCompulsory Consumerist State“Smoke weed everyday”
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You know what brings me great joy?

Impaling newborns from the skull to the butt on a long hot pole, roasting them over a massive fire pit, and forcing my citizens to eat them, before forcing my slaves there to be shot on site with bullets causing drugs to hasten gangrene, all while bowing down to pictures of DEAREST LEADER, while worms slowly consume their rotting flesh. The reason for this is for a ceremony that celebrates ONLY the glorious achievements, infinite wisdom, and unprecedented evil atrocities of DEAREST LEADER.

But even I, having less than one billionth of a trillionth of a quadrillionth of a percent of DEAREST LEADER'S wisdom, cannot hold a ceremony that could even match his gloriousness and power, as to what he deserves.

The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression wrote:You know what brings me great joy?

Impaling newborns from the skull to the butt on a long hot pole, roasting them over a massive fire pit, and forcing my citizens to eat them, before forcing my slaves there to be shot on site with bullets causing drugs to hasten gangrene, all while bowing down to pictures of DEAREST LEADER, while worms slowly consume their rotting flesh. The reason for this is for a ceremony that celebrates ONLY the glorious achievements, infinite wisdom, and unprecedented evil atrocities of DEAREST LEADER.

But even I, having less than one billionth of a trillionth of a quadrillionth of a percent of DEAREST LEADER'S wisdom, cannot hold a ceremony that could even match his gloriousness and power, as to what he deserves.


Indeed, we will never be able to achieve even a glimpse of what DEAREST LEADER can do. Our inferior atrocities are still satisfying to us nonetheless, and only the residents of DEAREST LEADER's glorious region can achieve that level, thanks to his infinite knowledge and methods of torture from which we've been inspired.

That reminds me, project IHNMAIMS is about to begin. My "doctors" have managed to find a way to destroy the ventral roots of the spinal cord while keeping the dorsal roots untouched. Which means that the test subject is completely paralyzed but can still feel.
This means that the slave will endure endless suffering and no reflexes are going to stop that. I could tell them to not cut the head ones so he can still scream, but that would invalidate the project's name.

You are perhaps some of the most useless dictators yet when you refuse to report your atrocities to DEAREST LEADER. You are just as bad as the slaves you are torturing. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for remaining silent and displeasing DEAREST LEADER!

Do NOT ever remain silent again.

There must be a reason as to why this disgusting silence exists. Could it be that our fellow dictators are travelling to other realms of evil to learn about new ways of torture?

A big mistake, in my opinion. DEAREST LEADER's teachings are unparalleled.

NO. NOBODY LEAVES THIS NEVER-ENDING EMPIRE OF SPLENDID EVIL LEST THEY SUFFER PUNISHMENT AND TORMENT MORE GRIEVOUS THAN EVEN IMAGINABLE OR PERCEPTIBLE TO PATHETIC HUMAN MINDS!!!!!

ON A MORE IMPORTANT MATTER, TONIGHT IS GLORIOUS COMRADE LETTERMAN'S FINAL PROGRAM. HIS NAME SHALL BE EXALTED NEXT TO OURS FOREVER AND VIEWING IS COMPULSORY UNDER PAIN OF ANNIHILATION TO THE INFINITE DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

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Oh DEAREST LEADER, in the most recent city we have conquered, what geometric shape would you wish us to stack the skulls of the city's slaughtered inhabitants in as a symbol of what happens to those foolish enough to defy any nation which supports your EXALTED GREATNESS?

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL wrote:TONIGHT IS GLORIOUS COMRADE LETTERMAN'S FINAL PROGRAM. HIS NAME SHALL BE EXALTED NEXT TO OURS FOREVER AND VIEWING IS COMPULSORY UNDER PAIN OF ANNIHILATION TO THE INFINITE DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Glorious Comrade Letterman is my grandfather's father and my grandmother's father. The most revered one. And he is my oldest brother. I shed a tear. I l_v_ him

HORA-QUAN!!! HAVE THEM SHAPED LIKE A GIANT SKULL. YES. SKULLS ORGANIZED TO LOOK LIKE ONE GIANT SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCH INFINITE GENIUS IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND WE HAVE CREATED THE GREATEST POLL IN THE HISTORY OF POLLS. ANSWER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Absolute Darknesss

Why stop at one product when we can have EVERYTHING? A dictator ought to have unlimited privileges.

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