Psychotic Dictatorships RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

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THE DICTATORS OF DICTATORS...THE PSYCHOTICS OF THE PSYCHOTIC!

We offer:
*NO lame off-site regional forum;
*NO boring roleplaying;
*NO stupid maps;
*NO desperate recruitment drives;
*NO impotent regional government!

Why? Because we're THE DICTATORS and we have NO time for this CRAP; we merely RULE and enjoy unlimited, unmitigated POWER!! (And the finest embargo-busting luxury goods!)

DEAREST LEADER, once #1 in the WORLD for "Most Conservative," LAST for "Most Liberal," #1 for "Most Authoritarian," STILL #3 for "Most Corrupt": Menta Lee-IL

>>> ALL EMBASSY REQUESTS WILL BE REJECTED BECAUSE I DO NOT DEAL WITH INFERIOR REGIONS - THAT MEANS YOU, IDIOT!! <<<

IF YOU ARE INACTIVE 20 DAYS, YOU'RE OUT! LEAVE THE REGION AND YOU'RE BANNED!

Tags: Isolationist, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Totalitarian, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

Psychotic Dictatorships contains 22 nations, the 514th most in the world.

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The Largest Welfare Programs in Psychotic Dictatorships

Governments ranked highly spend large amounts of money on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 492nd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“AND YOU THINK MY LATE BROTHER WAS BAD!”
2.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
3.The Island Nation of VolgIron Fist Consumerists“Ostrov Natsiya Volg”
4.The Vast and Eternal Void of SecuritanPsychotic Dictatorship“All War Is Deception”
5.The Buttsecksed slaves of BedetopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Deus Ex Dominatione”
6.The Dictatorship of KarkarticaWA MemberFather Knows Best State“We have the right to be angry. It is our only right.”
7.The Dictatorship of ObeyistanPsychotic Dictatorship“War is valor--Freedom is treason--Ignorance is expected”
8.The Democratic States of VerralumnIron Fist Consumerists“ PICK UP THAT CAN!”
9.The Utterly Confused People of GerkenwallIron Fist Consumerists“Wheedle De Dee”
10.The Dominion of SupremacyistanPsychotic Dictatorship“War is peace-Suffering is experience-Freedom is death”
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The Dictatorship of Obeyistan wrote:Either you haven't studied the Wardendom of Obeyistan enough, or you're flat-out ignorant. Personality cult is a central part of my Wardendom's state doctrine, which is pure, non-ideological totalitarianism. Your nation is closer to getting rid of the blasted 'choices' the WA has laid for you to label yourself. When your population hits 500 million, you're good to change. You can always make worshiping you the state religion and rename your nation the Corporate Theocracy of Kerpentans.

~The Warden

Yes, but you have a communist faction.
-The Never Sleeping Eye

The Dictatorship of Kerpentans wrote:Yes, but you have a communist faction.
-The Never Sleeping Eye

A stalinist faction, yes, whose members are, as well as the fascists and other ideological totalitarians, to be reformed into non-ideological totalitarianism. I don't see why the ideologies of The Party's members are of any significance. The ideologies will be abandoned and pure totalitarianism will take their place.

~The Warden

The Dictatorship of Obeyistan wrote:A stalinist faction, yes, whose members are, as well as the fascists and other ideological totalitarians, to be reformed into non-ideological totalitarianism. I don't see why the ideologies of The Party's members are of any significance. The ideologies will be abandoned and pure totalitarianism will take their place.

~The Warden

Why, but warden, the corporations are a key part of my oppression plan. Stalinism would destroy my plan.
-The Never Sleeping Eye

It appears I have the most intelligent individuals in my country. This poses a problem, I must make them more docile. I suggest all other nations do the same, as a precaution.

The Vast and Eternal Void of Securitan wrote:It appears I have the most intelligent individuals in my country. This poses a problem, I must make them more docile. I suggest all other nations do the same, as a precaution.

I am currently running a new experiment on my most intelligent slaves:

Is being aware of an horrible fate that they can't escape a factor in the resulting pain? I'm sure it does, since they become hopeless.

The Dictatorship of Kerpentans wrote:Why, but warden, the corporations are a key part of my oppression plan. Stalinism would destroy my plan.
-The Never Sleeping Eye

Which isn't the political system my Wardendom runs on. Are you even paying attention? Pure, unmitigated, relentless, non-ideological totalitarianism is the only way I lead, no other way. You say you oppress your people, but I must challenge that outrageous claim for the reason that you outsource your oppressive power to corporations. If you were on the path to pure totalitarianism in The Party, the warders would beat you senseless until you learn that the corporations aren't exempt from the oppression. However, it's your system and proselytizing other countries is not my thing, especially not fellow dictatorships. Regardless, pay reverence to my word, Never Sleeping Eye, for its guidance you may need in the future.

~The Warden

ATTENTION!!!!!! IF ONE WISHES TO BE TRULY ENLIGHTENED, LOOK TO THE HEAVENS, LOOK TO THE UNIVERSE, LOOK TO THE SKY AND BEHOLD US, THE UNMITIGATED ETERNAL LORD AND MASTER OF DICTATORSHIP, OF TYRANNY, OF OPPRESSION: WE HAVE SCULPTED THE ONLY TRUE PERFECTED OPPRESSION KNOWN TO ALL CREATURES. EVERYTHING IS SUBJECTED!! THERE ARE NO OPTIONS: THE ONLY OPTION IS SERVICE, GRINDING EVERYTHING INTO THE DUST, SO THAT THEY MAY PERHAPS FOR EVEN ONE SPLIT SECOND, BEHOLD OUR GLORY AND POWER!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL wrote:ATTENTION!!!!!! IF ONE WISHES TO BE TRULY ENLIGHTENED, LOOK TO THE HEAVENS, LOOK TO THE UNIVERSE, LOOK TO THE SKY AND BEHOLD US, THE UNMITIGATED ETERNAL LORD AND MASTER OF DICTATORSHIP, OF TYRANNY, OF OPPRESSION: WE HAVE SCULPTED THE ONLY TRUE PERFECTED OPPRESSION KNOWN TO ALL CREATURES. EVERYTHING IS SUBJECTED!! THERE ARE NO OPTIONS: THE ONLY OPTION IS SERVICE, GRINDING EVERYTHING INTO THE DUST, SO THAT THEY MAY PERHAPS FOR EVEN ONE SPLIT SECOND, BEHOLD OUR GLORY AND POWER!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Words to live by. ~The Warden

The Dictatorship of Obeyistan wrote:Words to live by. ~The Warden

True

The Dictatorship of Obeyistan wrote:Words to live by. ~The Warden

They are. And Warden, I outsource my oppression to corporations, because one can only oppress so much. The corporations help me oppress, and they're run by my loyal slaves, and built to produce by my slaves. My slaves compete amongst themselves to enrich me, and I like it very much...
-The Never Sleeping Eye

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