WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Stupidest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
The following nations had the highest proportion of citizens designated in World Census studies as either "Uneducated" or "Just Plain Dumb".
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 992nd in the world for Stupidest Citizens.
|1.||The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL||Corporate Police State||“AND YOU THINK MY LATE BROTHER WAS BAD!”|
|2.||The Ipse Dixit of Somalilabkhazia||Corporate Police State||“Drop the bomb. Exterminate them all!”|
|3.||The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”|
|4.||The Oppressed Peoples of Offenda||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We're Offended! Die!”|
|5.||The Dictatorship of Ihaetya Island||Corporate Police State||“Oppress the people for the people.”|
|6.||The Theocracy of Amerirscan||Corporate Police State||“Power through faith, faith through power”|
|7.||The Abyssus Abyssum Invocat of Kustom Korporate Kommune||Psychotic Dictatorship||“There's a shadow watching everything you do.”|
|8.||The Tronified Dystopia of Bedetopia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Deus Ex Dominatione”|
|9.||The Theocracy of Spongeknob Squarenuts||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The last of the SpongeHekians”|
|10.||The People's Republic of Baskerta||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All will perish before us”|
- : The Dictatorship of Lepla arrived from The North Pacific.
- : Absolute darknesss departed this region for Henry.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Armed Republic of Sycklio departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL ejected The Armed Republic of Sycklio from the region.
- : The Dominion of Haeah departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL ejected The Dominion of Haeah from the region.
- : The Empire of the Metallic Horde of Hora-Quan departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL ejected The Empire of the Metallic Horde of Hora-Quan from the region.
- : Marshmellowstan departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board
Ever heard of the exploding head syndrome? It's a painful hallucination.
I am trying to find a way to deliberately trigger it. Then I will be able to inflict it as yet another punishment on the disobedient slaves. I've thought of decalibrating the auditory cortex so that any sound is percieved as extremely loud...
How pathetic. I make it so that their heads LITERALLY explode. You shall NOT torture your idiotic subjects, unless if it ends in their painful deaths. Only DEAREST LEADER can do better than us, and my torturous solution is pathetic in comparison. But, so is everything we do pathetic, while DEAREST LEADER is beyond perfect.
Dearest Leader is Creation. Creation is Dearest Leader. An amount smaller than the bottommost atom of Dearest Leader's pinky toe in His right foot is what we toys have called the 'Kingdom of Heaven' above our entire multiverse in which we star-fleshes meaninglessly dwell in it. Dearest Leader is all bad things, bad things are good - fun to do. We are good things, good things are bad. This is the Law of this non-concept of 'life' as Dearest Leader is beyond all description, which includes 'contradictions,' a non-word at best. The birth of Dearest Leader is what we mere scum-worms lower than dirt itself refer to it as the 'Big Bang of the Universe.' We do not exist, with the one and only existence that is our so-called purpose of life - PRAISE DEAREST LEADER - Every. Single. Perfectly. Crystal. Clear. Paused. Living. Moment. In. Time.
An uppermost and holiest place of worship is the compulsory viewing of Comrade Letterman's Program at the Great Hall of the Slaves to the Dearest Leader located just below Heaven itself which is really just a tiny, un-tickle-ish part of Dearest Leader's glorious, evil, torturous feet. Comrade Letterman is, after all, considered the Son in our religion as Dearest Leader is the Father of all as the Evil of Dearest Leader is the Ghost.
And as we say in my pathetic nation's soon-to-be national religion for each time in the mandatory six hundred and sixty six prayers per day - Dearest Leader Ackbar
I was gone for a long time on a pilgrimage to serve DEAREST LEADER. But I sensed that my pilgrimage was growing too long and that I was apart from DEAREST LEADER for too long. I've come back and this time I hope it's to stay!
Today is Bastille Day. While it was the start of the French Revolution, that revolution ended up in an authoritarian dictatorship led by Napoleon. Therefore this day symbolizes crushed dreams and hopes, which is quite delightful.
Onto celebrating it... Let's not use normal fireworks. I'm going to use HUMAN FIREWORKS! Oh I can already smell the burning flesh and raining blood...
Of course, the corpses will be recycled into food for the other slaves. Especially livers, because hypervitaminosis A.
Hail DEAREST LEADER!
WELL DONE DICTATORO. YOU COME TO OUR INFINITE EMPIRE OF EVIL AND DESPOTISM WITH WISE WORDS: PRAISING US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU OTHER LAZY DICTATORS, SAVE FOR FEW, WOULD DO WELL TO DO THE SAME!!!! TYRANNY IS A 24/7 JOB, AND SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN SLACKING!!!!!! WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THOSE WHO ARE NOT FULLY COMMITTED TO BEING A SLIME BAG LEADER!!!!!!!!!!
The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL
We Dictators are faced with a growing threat. Stupid leaders of other nations have the audacity to give their citizens RIGHTS! They see themselves as "righteous" and "responsible". But we know best. We know that DEAREST LEADER knows the way. Do not listen to stupid " Democracies" for advice, trust in our beloved MENTA-LEE IL.
Hmm, things are not as obvious as they seem to be. I have passed countless measures to annihilate all that is dem******c and multiply the suffering of my slaves, yet some statisticians show that some fr****m remains.
Oh, I know! EXECUTE THESE LIARS! Have them bow down and pray to a portrait of DEAREST LEADER while they are slowly burned by acid. That'll teach them to not underestimate the might of dictators.
Absolute darknesss and Baskerta