Psychotic Dictatorships RMB

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Founder: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

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THE DICTATORS OF DICTATORS...THE PSYCHOTICS OF THE PSYCHOTIC!

We offer:
*NO lame off-site regional forum;
*NO boring roleplaying;
*NO stupid maps;
*NO desperate recruitment drives;
*NO impotent regional government!

Why? Because we're THE DICTATORS and we have NO time for this CRAP; we merely RULE and enjoy unlimited, unmitigated POWER!! (And the finest embargo-busting luxury goods!)

DEAREST LEADER, INFINITE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, NOW #1 IN THE WORLD for "Most Corrupt": Menta Lee-IL

>>> ALL EMBASSY REQUESTS WILL BE REJECTED BECAUSE I DO NOT DEAL WITH INFERIOR REGIONS - THAT MEANS YOU, IDIOT!! <<<

IF YOU ARE INACTIVE 20 DAYS, YOU'RE OUT! LEAVE THE REGION AND YOU'RE BANNED!

Tags: Isolationist, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Totalitarian, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

Psychotic Dictatorships contains 29 nations, the 455th most in the world.

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The Nicest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 16,857th in the world for Nicest Citizens.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of The One StateIron Fist Consumerists“Reason must prevail.”
2.The Abyssus Abyssum Invocat of Kustom Korporate KommunePsychotic Dictatorship“There's a shadow watching everything you do.”
3.The Dictatorship of Only JonathanFather Knows Best State“The Leader knows best!”
4.The Dominion of TrantriaIron Fist Consumerists“GET INTO THOSE BARRACKS NOW! Or else...”
5.The Republic of Pfft lol we da kimjong rulahsFather Knows Best State“We da kimjongs mate!”
6.The Armed Republic of KroteckFather Knows Best State“Spirit of the Raven ”
7.The Holy Empire of RegressisPsychotic Dictatorship“Tradition is a torch. Progress is a leash. ”
8.The Glorious State of the People of DystopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Leve het Volk, dier Partij, diens Gids der Revolutie”
9.The Colony of UED Titan OutpostFather Knows Best State“Jewel of the UED Space Colonies ”
10.The Oppressed Peoples of OffendaIron Fist Consumerists“We're Offended! Die!”
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DEATH TO D_M_CR_C_! ALL HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!

Post self-deleted by Hora-Quan.

Alas! For the cursed foes of the Metallic Horde, in their vile love for "F_EE_OM" and "D_M_CR_C_" and "H_M_N R_GH_S" banished the Metallic Horde beyond the confines of the world. But we have returned, in terrible vengeance. At first the vile World Assembly attempted to assign us into the inferior "Balder" region, but at long last we managed to return unto this glorious region. Now we will exact our terrible revenge unto the F_EE_OM lovers. Their blood will wash the stars!

But first, we must thank the ever-wise and noble DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-Il for his noble protection of this region, and keeping it open for so long. If there is anything he desires, we shall scourge the universe and bring it unto him.

Sir Puggington

Hail! And greetings from The Armed Republic of Kroteck.

I AM GLAD THAT NEW WISE NATIONS ARE JOINING OUR VAST AND GLORIOUS REGION THAT ENCOMPASSES ALL THE BIRDS, FLOWERS, BEES, UNIVERSES, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN SUPREME LEADER'S SUPREME GLORY.

Truly this is a sign that the WA is weakening.

It seems like there is a solar eclispe soon. And that gave me a wonderful idea!

Since there are always candidates for execution, they will have the honor of trying a very peculiar torture device.

Have you heard of the Ludovico technique, where the eyes are kept open and violent images are shown? Well, I AM GOING TO REPLACE THOSE IMAGES WITH THE ECLIPSE ITSELF! Watching a solar eclipse without special glasses burns the eyes. I can already imagine the intense pain and screaming those miserable slaves will endure!

Oh, and if it wasn't enough, I thought of giving them meningitis to add photophobia into the mix.

Sir Puggington

WELL DONE BEDETOPIA. WE WILL SEND YOU A BOTTLE OF COGNAC TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR FINE TORTUROUS IDEA, TO CELEBRATE THE ECLIPSE THAT WE HAVE ORDERED, TO SHOW OUR INFINITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

WE RECOMMEND SIPPING IT AND ROARING WITH LAUGHTER WITH EACH ADDITIONAL SCREAM OF AGONY!!!!!!!

FINE LIQUEUR ALWAYS TASTES BETTER WITH SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Bedetopia, Hora-Quan, and Sir Puggington

I have experimented in making razor blades the national meal. All of my pathetic subjects are forced to eat them. I execute anybody who survives their meal, by sticking them in a microwave, and making them explode from the inside, in those. And if they survive that, they are forced to kneel, eternally on hot coals, praising DEAREST LEADER while their families gets brutally mutilated right in front of them.

And yet, I feel as if I am not enough enough to even be in DEAREST LEADER'S presence...

Bedetopia

WELL DONE LORD KNIGHT OPPRESSION.

FOR YOU, A BOTTLE OF OUR RESERVE BRANDY. ENJOY IT WHILE WATCHING THOSE WORTHLESS SLIME EAT THEIR RAZOR BLADES - THEY ARE FORTUNATE TO EVEN CONSUME SUCH A FINE FOOD WHICH IS AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF MINERALS!!!!

WE HAVE DEVISED "CHAINSAW EATING" FOR OUR EVENING PLEASURE. EACH NIGHT, WE CHOOSE SOME SCUMBAG AT RANDOM AND HAVE THEM SWALLOW A RUSTED, SMOKE-BELCHING, ALBEIT OPERATING, CHAINSAW.

THE EFFECTS ARE MARVELOUS!!!!! DINNER ENTERTAINMENT AT ITS FINEST, WE ARE MOST PLEASED WITH OURSELVES - AS WE ALWAYS ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

ALL HAIL THE FEARFUL AND GLORIOUS MIGHT OF THE DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!!! ALL IN THE INFERIOR (yet still glorious) NATION OF MASSACHUSETTS WHO DO NOT WILL FACE INEVITABLE DEATH!!!

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