WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in Psychotic Dictatorships
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 5,642nd in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL||Iron Fist Consumerists||“AND YOU THINK MY LATE BROTHER WAS BAD!”|
|2.||The Ipse Dixit of Somalilabkhazia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Drop the bomb. Exterminate them all!”|
|3.||The Inept Blue Laser Directorate of East Crazygonuts||Psychotic Dictatorship||“WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!!”|
|4.||The Dictatorship of Ihaetya Island||Corporate Police State||“Oppress the people for the people.”|
|5.||The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”|
|6.||The Abyssus Abyssum Invocat of Kustom Korporate Kommune||Psychotic Dictatorship||“There's a shadow watching everything you do.”|
|7.||The Empire of Pain and Suffering of Bedetopia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Deus Ex Dominatione”|
|8.||The Theocracy of Amerirscan||Corporate Police State||“If you are against us, you are a slave.”|
|9.||The Dictatorship of Mahimahistan||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others.”|
|10.||The Oppressed Peoples of Offenda||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We're Offended! Die!”|
- 23 hours ago: The Dictatorship of The Supreme Republic of Georgia arrived from The East Pacific.
- 1 day 4 hours ago: The United States of Insane asylum escapees arrived from The Pacific.
- 1 day 10 hours ago: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL rejected League of Nations's request for regional embassies.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: The Imperial Federal Republic of Wizlandia of the region League of Nations proposed constructing embassies.
- 1 day 14 hours ago: The Dictatorship of Cyraptia arrived from Collection of retarded countries.
- 2 days 1 hour ago: The Grand Duchy of Gershland arrived from 10000 Islands.
- 5 days ago: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL banned The Empire of Mutant Genosha from the region.
- 6 days ago: The Empire of Mutant Genosha departed this region for The Rejected Realms.
- 6 days ago: The Empire of Mutant Genosha arrived from Europeia.
- 9 days ago: Evilteria ceased to exist.
Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board
Ah, "The Apothesis of X", finally an issue worthy of ourselves: Slaves worship the leader as a god by themselves, and it becomes mandatory if you wish to.
But well, even if they are obedient, it's not a reason to stop torturing them. They will flagellate and utter screams of pain for their god.
*One most extremely slow clap*
*decides to grovel at Dearest Leader's feet for all eternity out of my own pathetic so-called f___ will*
FOR LEISURE, WE DECIDED TO REPLICATE THE AUGUSTA NATIONAL GOLF COURSE IN MY NATION, BUILT ENTIRELY BY OUR WILL IN A SINGULAR DAY.
WE ARE PLEASED TO REPORT THAT, WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO HIT THE BALL, WE SCORED A HOLE-IN-ONE ON EVERY HOLE - WE MERELY WILLED THE BALL TO GO IN THE HOLE. TO CELEBRATE, WE EXECUTED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE - WITH DRIVERS AND SAND WEDGES!!!!!!!
The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL
DEAREST LEADER, that game is far more genius than my own pathetic one I force upon my slaves. My infinitely inferior game of suffering involves impaling my slaves to a giant metal explosive ball, and ramming the ball at pins, which also have slaves of which I impaled. Before the ball is rolled, I, as well as all the rest of my pathetic and dying slaves of misery, all bow down for DEAREST LEADER, before the ball of mutilation, humiliation, and suffering is thrown.
Those who survive, are forced to bathe in acid, and then if they survive that, are frozen solid, in a kneeling pose facing DEAREST LEADER'S GLORIOUS NATION OF SUFFERING, which they will stay like that, forever.
However, this pathetic bowling game is vastly inferior to the infinite genius of DEAREST LEADER'S golf game.
I have been re-instituting the ancient sport of replacing various sports balls with human skulls, the skulls of the oppressed masses!
PRAISE BE TO DEAREST LEADER!
According to my propaganda knowledge, your nation must be using a technique called "People's Republic of Tyranny", where the amount of d********c words in the name is representative of the tyranny exerced by the leader. Only fools would think it is a nation with f*****ms.
Truly an amazing sight! DEAREST LEADER is ranked last for "Least Corrupt", meaning that he is still the mighty and immortal #1 of the world, or should I say the multiverse, when it comes to being the most corrupt!
None shall dethrone him from this prestigious title.
We shall praise DEAREST LEADER of his amazing and godly ways.