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WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

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THE DICTATORS OF DICTATORS...THE PSYCHOTICS OF THE PSYCHOTIC!

We offer:
*NO lame off-site regional forum;
*NO boring roleplaying;
*NO stupid maps;
*NO desperate recruitment drives;
*NO impotent regional government!

Why? Because we're THE DICTATORS and we have NO time for this CRAP; we merely RULE and enjoy unlimited, unmitigated POWER!! (And the finest embargo-busting luxury goods!)

DEAREST LEADER, once #1 in the WORLD for "Most Conservative," LAST for "Most Liberal," #1 for "Most Authoritarian," STILL #3 for "Most Corrupt": Menta Lee-IL

>>> ALL EMBASSY REQUESTS WILL BE REJECTED BECAUSE I DO NOT DEAL WITH INFERIOR REGIONS - THAT MEANS YOU, IDIOT!! <<<

IF YOU ARE INACTIVE 20 DAYS, YOU'RE OUT! LEAVE THE REGION AND YOU'RE BANNED!

Tags: Isolationist, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Snarky, Totalitarian, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

Psychotic Dictatorships contains 23 nations, the 483rd most in the world.

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As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 860th in the world for Safest.

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1.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“AND YOU THINK MY LATE BROTHER WAS BAD!”
2.The Armed Republic of SycklioIron Fist Consumerists“For the Betterment of Our Nation!”
3.The Candyland Like Lands of MarshmellowstanCorporate Police State“A nonexistent but real sounding country.”
4.The Buttsecksed slaves of BedetopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Deus Ex Dominatione”
5.The Vast and Eternal Void of SecuritanIron Fist Consumerists“All War Is Deception”
6.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
7.The Island Nation of VolgIron Fist Consumerists“Ostrov Natsiya Volg”
8.The Democratic States of VerralumnIron Fist Consumerists“ PICK UP THAT CAN!”
9.The Feudal Theocracy of VzaeurvbtrePsychotic Dictatorship“Road to salvation leads through opression”
10.The Chimpout of MuhdikvillePsychotic Dictatorship“Fo' Muhdik 'n' da Lawd”
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WHAT NEWS, O DICTATORS?!
TO CELEBRATE OUR INFINITE GLORY, WE HAVE RENAMED OUR "CURRENCY" AND "NATIONAL ANIMAL" TO THINGS MUCH MORE DESERVING OF OUR GLORY.

TO TYRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

I love these new names. Only our DEAREST LEADER could come up with such glorious names.

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL wrote:WHAT NEWS, O DICTATORS?!
TO CELEBRATE OUR INFINITE GLORY, WE HAVE RENAMED OUR "CURRENCY" AND "NATIONAL ANIMAL" TO THINGS MUCH MORE DESERVING OF OUR GLORY.

TO TYRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Extremely inspiring.
The Fattest Supreme Lady of Devastation is so glad that SHE is just thinking about new settings, very similar (although not identical) to DEAREST LEADER's ones!!!
But before do it SHE ask for YOUR DIVINE APPROVATION, DEAREST LEADER!!!

MORE SETTINGS!!!
MORE OXYMORONS!!!
MORE PUNISHMENTS!!!

MORE GYNARCHY!!!!!!

HAIL DEAREST LEADER!!!!!!

Hello! Isn't oppression fun?

FUN? FUN!? IT IS LIFE ITSELF. CRUSHING THE SPIRITS OF SCUM AND DESTROYING EVERY TRACE OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY ON THIS DAMNABLE PLANET IS THE ONLY AIM WE HAVE!!!!!! MORE SUFFERING, MORE TERROR, MORE GLORIFYING OF OUR INFINITE POWER AND MIGHT!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL wrote:FUN? FUN!? IT IS LIFE ITSELF. CRUSHING THE SPIRITS OF SCUM AND DESTROYING EVERY TRACE OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY ON THIS DAMNABLE PLANET IS THE ONLY AIM WE HAVE!!!!!! MORE SUFFERING, MORE TERROR, MORE GLORIFYING OF OUR INFINITE POWER AND MIGHT!!!!!!!

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

You are right. Oppression fills our souls! It liberates us from the proletariat! We gain more power, and defy the working class! LET THE SCUMMY PROLES CRY OUT IN ANGUISH AS WE CRUSH THEM WITH THE FOOT OF OPPRESSION! LET THEM BE FUTILE AND ACCEPT THEIR PUNISHMENT FOR LIVING!

I say, the Dearest Leader has a point there. My dictatorship is a prison where being oppressed and taken away is a part in the circle of life: be born, grow, reproduce and get executed for high treason. High treason is no longer even a crime but instead a disease that causes death at one point or another in our lives. Through the successful application of totalitarianism will that disease be regulated, but never stopped. It will only evolve into new manifestations of it with one being opting out from living in Obeyistan... more totalitarianism is therefore needed, because people dying isn't what totalitarianism is for. It is for making sure that people die by my hand only and that they have no possibility to opt out.

~The Warden

WELCOME OBEYISTAN. WE LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB; KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. OR SHOULD WE SAY: EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

The DEAREST LEADER of Menta Lee-IL

Perhaps it is appropriate for me to mention a certain hobby of mine. I am a collector, you see. In the same way that other people collect stamps, bottle caps, baseball cards, yachts, fast cars, guns, photographs or some other frivolous material people cling onto, I collect citizens from all around the world. All the Anollasians, Bezombians, Fondorsians, Oaledonians, Kouralians, Purpelians, Sevvanians... All those regular people bound to their silly causes like liberals, pacifists, marxists, communists, socialists, nationalists, greens, feminists, libertarians, even the fascists and the like and people merely minding their own business while expecting others to mind theirs...

These wannabe politicians are a most amusing bunch, but there was a certain individual that caught my relentless attention in a curious way: Last week I had this 'totalitarian' person be brought to a dark room with my voice sounding distorted over the intercom to test her. She was a totalitarian for a cause: to stop people from hurting themselves and others, for a greater good... her ramblings bored me to near-death and after the 'session' I had her arrested and bludgeoned to death by some real, power-hungry totalitarians to demonstrate what is totalitarianism. Of course, the official reason was attempted murder for attempting to bore me to death by her ramblings.

~The Warden

Ha! People want me to assign someone to advise them on religious matters. I say, to hell with it! Is my advice not enough? There is only one who is omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient and immortal in Obeyistan and that is me, The Warden! To top that, I have a trait no other gods have: I exist! Time to reconfigure the mentally ill back to reality. ~The Warden

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