Psychotic Dictatorships RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL

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Most Nations: 162nd Most Conservative: 365th Most Authoritarian: 530th+16
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 696th Largest Black Market: 729th Most Ignorant Citizens: 802nd Highest Drug Use: 961st Most Corrupt Governments: 1,051st Most Extreme: 1,091st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,353rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,425th Largest Mining Sector: 1,545th Most Avoided: 1,649th Nudest: 1,649th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,757th Most Devout: 1,871st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,903rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,916th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,969th
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*NO DEMOCRACY.
*NO FREEDOM.
*NO MERCY.
*NO WA PEONS.
*ONLY TYRANNY.

This is PSYCHOTIC DICTATORSHIPS, INFINITELY RULED by the most infamous potentate in all history, The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL, and ranked by the SCUMBAG WA past and present as:

*MOST CORRUPT; *AUTHORITARIAN; *CONSERVATIVE; *#1 POLICE ENFORCEMENT; *#1 DEFENSE FORCES; #1 BLACK MARKET

KING OF ALL DICTATORS. ALL NATIONS AND "DICTATORSHIP" REGIONS SHALL BOW.

Those who wish to SERVE DESPOTISM shall reside here, and RULE (and enjoy the finest embargo-busting luxury goods)!

>>> ALL EMBASSY REQUESTS WILL BE REJECTED BECAUSE WE DO NOT DEAL WITH INFERIOR REGIONS - THAT MEANS YOU, IDIOT!! <<<

IF YOU ARE INACTIVE 20 DAYS, YOU'RE OUT! LEAVE THE REGION AND YOU'RE BANNED!



Tags: Anti-World Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Totalitarian, Snarky, Large, and Isolationist.

Regional Power: Moderate

Psychotic Dictatorships contains 82 nations, the 162nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in Psychotic Dictatorships

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 18,553rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of School TeacherzPsychotic Dictatorship“Moofoo GOOGOOOOO SHWASHTIKAKA”
2.The Empire of United SaintPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
3.The Psychotic Dictatorship of DystopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Slaves are Man's best friend!”
4.The Oppressed Peoples of PhoneyBaloneyFather Knows Best State“Free Beer Tomorrow...”
5.The Republic of My little citizen playthingsCorporate Police State“My little playthings”
6.The Armed Republic of 4P0C0LYP53Iron Fist Consumerists“Come uncomfortable yet prepared and leave alive.”
7.The Dictatorship of CainanahIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Compliance”
8.The United Socialist States of Peoples Republic of SwitzerlandIron Fist Consumerists“Socialism or die”
9.The Community of Happy Hollering HippiesPsychotic Dictatorship“Kewl, Bro! ”
10.The Rogue Nation of LEAVE NOW OR DIE OR LISTEN TO LEADERPsychotic Dictatorship“EVERY MOTTO BELONGS TO LEADER”
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Regional Poll • International Infamy

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia wrote:As a member of DEAREST LEADER's most glorious empire of TYRANNY, you must've committed countless atrocities. How do the filthy d*********s react when they hear the name of your dictatorship?

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Last poll: “DEAREST LEADERGIVING is approaching. How do you PATHETIC dictators celebrate?”

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Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board

Meanwhile the Christoslavian Armed Forces are still supporting several military regimes against filthy rebels that dare threaten order and law. These rebels version of oppression is INFERIOR to ours and my GLORIOUS Armies are crushing them in all their PATHETICNESS

Outright Sadists

The Eternal Empire of Christoslavia wrote:Meanwhile the Christoslavian Armed Forces are still supporting several military regimes against filthy rebels that dare threaten order and law. These rebels version of oppression is INFERIOR to ours and my GLORIOUS Armies are crushing them in all their PATHETICNESS

I shall gladly help my GLORIOUS comrade in this endeavor, it would make DEAREST LEADER proud.

My primary banner says it all.

TO ARMS!!!!! FOR DESPOTISM, FOR TYRANNY!!!!!!!!

The Illustrious Marxist Republic of Dallingrad wrote:I shall gladly help my GLORIOUS comrade in this endeavor, it would make DEAREST LEADER proud.
My primary banner says it all.
TO ARMS!!!!! FOR DESPOTISM, FOR TYRANNY!!!!!!!!

I will GLADLY help my fellow dictatorships INCINERATE these ABSOLUTELY FILTHY REBELS!
LET THE BATTLECRY BE HEARD AS OUR SOLDIERS RUN INTO BATTLE
"TO ARMS! FOR DESPOTISM! FOR TYRANNY!" LET OUR NATIONS' GLORIOUS ANTHEMS PLAY FROM SPEAKERS IN THE HELICOPTERS!
*bombers drop napalm on rebel positions*

Christoslavia and Outright Sadists

The Dictatorship of Arkyovska wrote:I will GLADLY help my fellow dictatorships INCINERATE these ABSOLUTELY FILTHY REBELS!
LET THE BATTLECRY BE HEARD AS OUR SOLDIERS RUN INTO BATTLE
"TO ARMS! FOR DESPOTISM! FOR TYRANNY!" LET OUR NATIONS' GLORIOUS ANTHEMS PLAY FROM SPEAKERS IN THE HELICOPTERS!
*bombers drop napalm on rebel positions*

I'll gladly help in this fight as well, fellow dictators. THESE PATHETIC REBEL SCUM NEED TO BE INFINITELY OBLITERATED!!!!!!!!!! FOR DEATH, TORTURE, AND DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!! *drops radioactive particles on rebel-occupied areas, causing unimaginable suffering*

Christoslavia and Arkyovska

YES COMRADES! RAPE AND PILLAGE THEIR INFERIOR MASSES AND WATCH THEIR UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING AS YOUR MIGHTY ARMIES QUITE LITERALLY CRUSH THEM UNDERHEEL

Outright Sadists

The Kingdom of The Spartan Regime wrote:I HAVE OFFICIALLY GOTTEN RID OF THE MENACE OF SUCH STUFF AS 'TIME' AND 'MEASUREMENT'!!!!
ALL SLAVES THINK OF IS TIME!!!!! THEY GET SO DIDTRACTED BY THE PATHETIC CONCEPT OF TIME THAT THEY FORGET WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT - GETTING TORTURED, WORKING, FIGHTING FOR THE CAUSE OF DICTATORSHIP (and their suffering), AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, PRAISING DEAREST LEADER!!!!! THINKING ABOUT THE CONCEPT OF 'TIME' IS PUNISHABLE BY GETTING A WORM-INFESTED STICK INSERTED INTO THEIR ANUS, WHILE WE RECORD THE AMOUNT OF 'TIME' THAT THEY ARE BEING TORTURED TILL THEY DIE, SO THAT THEY GET BRUTALLY KILLED BY THE VERY THING THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD SO CARE ABOUT!!!!
THE PATHETIC MENACE OF 'MEASUREMENT' ALSO DISTRACTS SLAVES, AND THINKING ABOUT MEASUREMENT IS PUNISHABLE BY GETTING STRETCHED ONE CENTIMETER BEFORE BREAKING POINT, THEN MEASURING THEIR LENGTH!!!! FINALLY, WE RIP THEIR LIMBS OFF AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH THEIR LIMBS!!!!!!!

I personally prefer efficiency, maximum efficiency. Slackers who fail to meet strict quotas will be terminated. However, time doesn't seem to be an issue for you, so here's some time-consuming torture methods:

Forcing a slave to be eaten alive by their family - sadistic in the most glorious of ways. The best part is that you can torture multiple PATHETIC slaves at once!

Hunger, but not thirst - Put a slave in a white, uniformly lit room all by themself, completely isolated, with plenty of water but no food. They'll start to starve quickly and will try to satisfy their hunger by filling themselves with water. They'll become horribly sick and vomit a lot, which won't exactly make the water, all that they have left, taste good. They'll start to hallucinate about food but will find none. (Add drugs to the water to enhance this part) The slave will die a horrifying death.

Thirst, but not hunger - Put a slave in an isolated room, similar to the above torture method, with plenty of peanut butter cookies but no water. They'll become dehydrated extremely quickly and will die quicker than the above torture method. They'll have similar hallucinations and will suffer just as much, if not more!

Christoslavia

OOC: Issue #229, "Government Saturated in Corruption" is an interesting one for dictatorships.
You could pick option #1, and hang anyone not doing their jobs correctly, which seems nice.
However, if you pick option #3, allowing corruption in your government completely, you'll be faced with several outcomes. Obviously your corruption, a statistic many dictatorships try to preserve, will go up, as well as your wealth gaps, my personal favorite statistic. However, your political f***d**ms will increase quite a lot as well, something you won't like one bit.
Keep this in mind if you ever get this issue. Go to viewtopic.php?f=13&t=88#229 if you'd like to read the issue and its options.

OOC: Thanks for the heads up, i may have made that mistake early on in my nation which shot my p*******l fre****s from 0 to 14

OOC: keep in mind the WA bastards make you realize the freedom to be corrupt is still a freedom. clever

The Eternal Empire of Christoslavia wrote:YES COMRADES! RAPE AND PILLAGE THEIR INFERIOR MASSES AND WATCH THEIR UNIMAGINABLE SUFFERING AS YOUR MIGHTY ARMIES QUITE LITERALLY CRUSH THEM UNDERHEEL

*Arkyovskan tanks, APCs, mechs, and soldiers drop out of the backs of planes on their parachutes right into the midst of rebel-held cities, with the orders to literally crush their will to fight under treads, gunfire, combat boots, and the massive steel feet of mechs*

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