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Elegarth was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 377
Most Valuable International Artwork: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 241stLargest Black Market: 332nd
The Hallowed Angel of Death of
Iron Fist Consumerists
LIFE, IN ITSELF, IS NOTHING
God Emperor Elegarth
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Elegarth

Population28.339 billion

CapitalEleGard
LeaderGod Emperor Elegarth
FaithAtheism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Hallowed Angel of Death of Elegarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Elegarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.339 billion Elegarthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EleGard. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Elegarthian economy, worth a remarkable 9,085 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 320,603 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Information Technology facilities are being turned into Black Dragon habitats, conspiracy theorists allege EleGard's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elegarth's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Elegarth is ranked 127,214th in the world and 1,895th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 112.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 241stLargest Black Market: 332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 725thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 727thHighest Economic Output: 1,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,925thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,082ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,376thMost Devout: 2,637thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,890thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,999thRudest Citizens: 3,584thMost Avoided: 3,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,170thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,982ndLargest Populations: 5,465thMost Patriotic: 6,491stMost Influential: 6,527thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,728thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,946thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,936thLargest Governments: 8,482ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,344thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,963rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,320thNudest: 13,352ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,207thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,905thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,893rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,959thMost Developed: 24,618thMost Cultured: 25,266th
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionMost Patriotic: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionNudest: 91st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 161st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 177th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 189th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 248th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 288th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 290th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 325th in the regionMost Developed: 348th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, conspiracy theorists allege EleGard's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, Information Technology facilities are being turned into Black Dragon habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, Elegarthian faces have never been brighter.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Elegarth.
  • : Elegarth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.

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