The Safest in North Carolina
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, North Carolina is ranked 13,191st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Casoscaria | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We will lick you” | |
| 2. |  The District of Melanie Long | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Our Community” | |
| 3. |  The Royal Federation of United Dependencies | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Scientia Potentia Est” | |
| 4. |  The Communal States of New Mecklenburg | Left-wing Utopia | “A coyote in my backyard is a coyote in my house” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of High Meadows | Anarchy | “The Top of the World” | |
| 6. |  The State of Badford | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Power for Power” | |
| 7. |  The OystersRockefellerRepublican of The Oyster Po-Boy | New York Times Democracy | “How you like dem erstas?” | |
| 8. |  The State of Spartavilla | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Community Before State” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Gold Standard Republic | Moralistic Democracy | “Live well and prosper.” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of New Picon | Capitalist Paradise | “Don't treat your machines badly!” |
