The Figment of Your Imagination of Keltionialang is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Uilim Tel with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.267 billion Jinq are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aaw. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinq economy, worth 265 trillion Kinq Currencieses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,139 Kinq Currencieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltionialang's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arberyan Faith.

Keltionialang is ranked 14,400^th in the world and 4^th in Carcassonne for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,377.89 on the Gilded Widget Scale.