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Today’s Featured Nation:
Fuskona

” Truth and virtue prevail”

WA Category: Left-wing Utopia

Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Fuskona's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Fuskona is ranked 24,648th in the world and 97th in NationStates for Best Weather, with 129 Meters Of Sunlight.

Mikeswill

Nuskoria

The Mikes Hope Essence of Mikeswill graciously extends a warm welcome to our newest Nations:

New metrapolis
Noorder
Rich subsidaries
Ukulailo

Our Esteemed Region continues to attract the Most
Enlightened Nations in the JenGov Land.

MH

Nuskoria

Cavatellic pastafarianism

Fresynde wrote:This seems like something that the role of presidency should have been created for. I'm not sure what all he or she is able to do, but Caelapes could at least post a public statement about it, and perhaps request that no repeals be made within a month or so after a bill passes? These repeals have shown that the folks here are easily swayed by rhetoric, and therefore, such a post could probably stop most appeals in their tracks.

Q.1. On which day did voting for the position of "WA Secretary-General" begin?
Q.2. What powers did Max Barry delegate to this position?
Q.3. Why is Caelapes not mentioned on the WA page?

A.1. April 1st (April Fools Day)
A.2. "Powers too powerful to speak of..." (aka BS)
A.3. Not a real position, so not worth mentioning on the WA page.

Toalla Gritadora, Aorious, Catifornia, Fresynde, and 1 otherThe friends of peace

Empire of rich wrote:I will stay in this reigion even thought you are being mean to me.

Puppet Boy: Stop sniveling and just read the page=faq section

Wah

The current WA Resolution, Repeal "Law Enforcement Education" has been posted on our off-site forums at:

http://www.runboard.com/bnationstates.f2.t83806

GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION AT VOTE

Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.

Category: Repeal

Resolution: GA#365

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #365: Law Enforcement Education (Category: International Security; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The Assembly of Worlds,

Believing that better public relations with law enforcement are conducive to a harmonious and well-ordered society, but,

Rejecting the claim that such relations have deteriorated lately, as this is not the case in most nations,

Believing that this is simply not an international issue, as nations can deal with law enforcement education without World Assembly intervention in crime and judicial procedure,

Concerned that "Law Enforcement Education" requires public funding to be given to law enforcement agencies even in nations that use private police forces instead of public law enforcement agencies,

Disappointed that even though this is not an issue the World Assembly should deal with, the target resolution doesn't even deal with the issue adequately, as although it requires funding to be allocated for education programs and attendance of law enforcement officers at such education programs, it fails to require that those programs actually be created,

Also Disappointed by the resolution's lack of

Three oranges, peeled and de-veined,

Two hundred and fifty milliliters of milk or coconut milk,

One egg plus two egg yolks (from chickens),

Five milliliters of vanilla extract,

Thirty milliliters of raw honey (preferably from Terran bees), and

Three hundred and seventy-five millileters of ice,

despite the obvious benefits of including these and an electric blender at public meetings,

Shocked at the target's failure to combine everything except oranges and ice in a blender and mixing for about twenty seconds to create a frothy cream, before adding the oranges and blending for another twenty seconds or until smooth; and at last adding the ice and blending for another twenty seconds,

Hereby Repeals GA#365, "Law Enforcement Education".

*****************************************************

GENERAL ASSEMBLY RESOLUTION # 365

Law Enforcement Education

A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security

Strength: Significant

Proposed by: Happy People Land

Description: The purpose of this resolution is to increase the education of both the police and the public on how to maintain a trusting relationship to lower crime and increase safety.

RECOGNIZING The growing distrust of law enforcement by the general public

WORRIED That due to this distrust citizens are less likely to contact and cooperate with law enforcement hence increasing crime

UNDERSTANDING That by educating both the public and the police on how to maintain a healthy and mutual relationship we would resolve this issue

NOTING That the World Assembly supports global stability and the protection of citizens. By educating both the public and the police we will lower crime and increase safety.

ACKNOWLEDGING That this is a two way issue, the public needs to be educated on how to respect the police and in turn the police need to be educated on how to respect the rights of the public.

GRACIOUS For the hard working law enforcement agencies and responsible law abiding citizens

HEREBY Creates a program to lower crime and increase safety by educating law enforcement and the public

1) All law enforcement agencies in participation World Assembly Nations are required to hold public meetings to discuss issues with the public in order to increase understanding and cooperation.

2) Funds will be needed to create educational programs for law enforcement officers so that they will be trained to deal with the public in a responsible and respectful manner.

3) All law enforcement officers will be required to take the above stated educational program.

This Resolution will increase funding to law enforcement agencies to better educate both members of law enforcement and the public on how to maintain respectful relations. By educating the public and law enforcement agencies we will reduce crime and increase safety by encouraging citizens to cooperate with police and teaching law enforcement to be respectful of citizens rights.

Votes For: 13,200 (64%)
Votes Against: 7,404 (36%)

Implemented: Wed Apr 13 2016

Originally Mikeswill voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Law Enforcement Education" and amongst NationStates residents, voting was currently 29-24 (54% For).

Mikes Hope Essence of Mikeswill
WA Delegate
NationStates Region

Aorious and Nuskoria

As the blind continue to vote FOR

Also Disappointed by the resolution's lack of

Three oranges, peeled and de-veined,

Two hundred and fifty milliliters of milk or coconut milk,

One egg plus two egg yolks (from chickens),

Five milliliters of vanilla extract,

Thirty milliliters of raw honey (preferably from Terran bees), and

Three hundred and seventy-five millileters of ice,

despite the obvious benefits of including these and an electric blender at public meetings,

Shocked at the target's failure to combine everything except oranges and ice in a blender and mixing for about twenty seconds to create a frothy cream, before adding the oranges and blending for another twenty seconds or until smooth; and at last adding the ice and blending for another twenty seconds,

Maybe the World Assembly needs this nonsense to show how ignorant the average voter has become.

PQ Forge, Aorious, Ionali, Cavatellic pastafarianism, and 5 othersCatifornia, Fresynde, New staunton, Nuskoria, and The friends of peace

Is anyone else tired of every single WA Resolution that goes through immediately being repealed? If we can't get anything done what is even the point of having WA? I get that some things should be repealed for the greater good but this is becoming ridiculous. It has got to the point that even if I agree with the repeal I get super annoyed. Anyone else feel this way?

~Queen of Nuskoria

PQ Forge, Aorious, Cavatellic pastafarianism, Euramericasia, and 2 othersDar es saalam, and Horselandian idealists

I would suggest a time allowance.

A resolution needs to be at least 6 months old before being allowed a repeal, Or something like that.

Aorious, Cavatellic pastafarianism, Nuskoria, and Euramericasia

Saturday, 30 April, 2016 :: 52

In the beginning was the Tao.
All things issue from it;
all things return to it.

To find the origin,
trace back the manifestations.
When you recognize the children
and find the mother,
you will be free of sorrow.

If you close your mind in judgments
and traffic with desires,
your heart will be troubled.
If you keep your mind from judging
and aren't led by the senses,
your heart will find peace.

Seeing into darkness is clarity.
Knowing how to yield is strength.
Use your own light
and return to the source of light.
This is called practicing eternity.

Aorious

New poll is new! head on over,and vote vote vote!

Aorious and Cavatellic pastafarianism

Cavatellic pastafarianism wrote:Q.1. On which day did voting for the position of "WA Secretary-General" begin?
Q.2. What powers did Max Barry delegate to this position?
Q.3. Why is Caelapes not mentioned on the WA page?
A.1. April 1st (April Fools Day)
A.2. "Powers too powerful to speak of..." (aka BS)
A.3. Not a real position, so not worth mentioning on the WA page.

I did notice that it was on April Fools, and even considered posting my theory that it actually was a joke... I ignored this because it went past April fools, and no one anywhere else mentioned it. It's a good thing I didn't send that telegram.

Cavatellic pastafarianism

Toalla Gritadora wrote:Puppet Boy: Stop sniveling and just read the page=faq section
Wah

Are we linking to the FAQ again and again because his or her original post was spammy?

WKNS Radio: Scott McKenzie ~

"San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)"

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
For those who come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
Gentle people with flowers in their hair
All across the nation such a strange vibration
People in motion
There's a whole generation with a new explanation
People in motion, people in motion
For those who come to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there
If you come to San Francisco
Summertime will be a love-in there

The friends of peace

BrightonBurg wrote:New poll is new! head on over,and vote vote vote!

It is with great regret that we inform thee of a spelling error in thine poll. It is spelled "gauge," not "gage." Also, does thou consider Doritos to be a corn chip? We do dearly love Doritos here in the Theocracy.

Post self-deleted by BrightonBurg.

The friends of peace wrote:It is with great regret that we inform thee of a spelling error in thine poll. It is spelled "gauge," not "gage." Also, does thou consider Doritos to be a corn chip? We do dearly love Doritos here in the Theocracy.

Oops,spelling error,the dangers of poll creation,heheh,also might have been thinking about General Thomas Gage..hehe

Today’s Featured Nation:
William6479

” Be a good man”

WA Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Excessive

William6479's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
William6479 is ranked 169,735th in the world and 635th in NationStates for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.31 Missed References Per Hour.

Mikeswill

The Mikes Hope Essence of Mikeswill graciously extends a warm welcome to our newest Nations:

Epilyn
Peoples republic of iowa
Nonamesleftania

Our Esteemed Region continues to attract the Most
Enlightened Nations in the JenGov Land.

MH

Sunday, 1 May, 2016 :: 53

The great Way is easy,
yet people prefer the side paths.
Be aware when things are out of balance.
Stay centered within the Tao.

When rich speculators prosper
While farmers lose their land;
when government officials spend money
on weapons instead of cures;
when the upper class is extravagant and irresponsible
while the poor have nowhere to turn-
all this is robbery and chaos.
It is not in keeping with the Tao.

WKNS Radio: The Turtles ~

"Happy Together"

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

So happy together
And how is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)

Pastiche, Framley, Nuskoria, and The friends of peace

Today’s Featured Nation:
Spem

” Spes populi navem”

WA Category: Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Fragile
Political Freedoms: Excellent

Spem's national animal is the tiger , which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Spem is ranked 100,293rd in the world and 406th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -57.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Mikeswill

The Mikes Hope Essence of Mikeswill graciously extends a warm welcome to our newest Nations:

Parisisland
Sebastonia
Imoma
Banyuwangi
Smorgasbordland
Republic glorious nation of kazakhstan

Our Esteemed Region continues to attract the Most
Enlightened Nations in the JenGov Land.

MH

Banyuwangi

Yesterday’s Answer: Who is Peter Pan?

Congratulations:
Keripa

Only telegrammed responses will be considered
All responses must be in the form of a question

WORD ORGINS

FROM THE GREEK FOR “ALL VIEWS”, THIS WORD WAS FIRST USED TO DESCRIBE A LARGE 1787 PAINTING OF EDINBURGH BY ARTIST ROBERT BARKER

What is … ?

Monday, 2 May, 2016 :: 54

Whoever is planted in the Tao
will not be rooted up.
Whoever embraces the Tao
will not slip away.
Her name will be held in honor
from generation to generation.

Let the Tao be present in your life
and you will become genuine.
Let it be present in your family
and your family will flourish.
Let it be present in your country
and your country will be an example
to all countries in the world.
Let it be present in the universe
and the universe will sing.

How do I know this is true?
By looking inside myself.

Banyuwangi

Post by The intergalactic federation of shy neko suppressed by a moderator.

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