The Free Republic of Ucancallmequeenbee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Skylar King with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.021 billion Ucanserfics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Point Less. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Queenbeeish economy, worth a remarkable 4,079 trillion Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 185,260 Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 545,988 per year while the poor average 49,464, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, children often kick Mountain Toucans for amusement, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ucancallmequeenbee's national animal is the Mountain Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Hedonism.

Ucancallmequeenbee is ranked 196^th in the world and 2^nd in The Regected Realns for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 27,094.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.