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Nazguls

Intelligent holograms wrote:

Welcome all new nations! It's a pleasure to all have you here in Mordor; not all orcs are as bloodthirsty as we appear on screen after all, we put that act on to keep up the illusion of control.

Speak for yourself. I'm pretty bloodthirsty. :P

Malkir

Decomposition

7 years 230 days ago

Nazgul are...people...too?

Malkir, Nazguls, and Grrorg the Orc

Nazguls

7 years 230 days ago

Decomposition wrote:

Nazgul are...people...too?

Former people at least.

Malkir, Nyyx, and Decomposition

Malkir

7 years 230 days ago

Wondering how long it will be before people ask me to take down the giant picture of a sloth I added to the forum... :)

Nyyx

The olog-hai

7 years 230 days ago

Malkir wrote:

Wondering how long it will be before people ask me to take down the giant picture of a sloth I added to the forum... :)

That was you?
I find it kinda funny, actually.

Malkir, Nyyx, and Servoria

Malkir

7 years 230 days ago

The olog-hai wrote:

That was you?
I find it kinda funny, actually.

I also added a news ticker which shows things from the announcements section and I moved the shoutbox to the top of the board!

For every two nice things Malkir does on the forum he must do a third silly thing.

Also blame Intelligent holograms because he insisted on sloths. I could have gone for pandas.

Nyyx and Intelligent holograms

The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of Nyyx

7 years 230 days ago

Love it when an issue doesn't do what you think it will and your Civil Rights and Political freedoms drop 10% from one issue
And now it's going to take a hundred issues to get it back up q.q

Malkir

7 years 230 days ago

Nyyx wrote:

Love it when an issue doesn't do what you think it will and your Civil Rights and Political freedoms drop 10% from one issue
And now it's going to take a hundred issues to get it back up q.q

You should check out the new RP I'm starting.

http://w11.zetaboards.com/MordorNS/topic/30027347/1/#new

Nyyx and Intelligent holograms

Intelligent holograms

7 years 230 days ago

Malkir wrote:

Also blame Intelligent holograms because he insisted on sloths. I could have gone for pandas.

Pandas are old news, all hail the reign of the sloth!

Issues never seem to be quite right, something completely irrelevant always ends up changing.

Nazguls

The Dazed and Confused Squad of Grrorg the Orc

7 years 230 days ago

Malkir wrote:

Orcs are people too. Except some of us aren't even Orcs. So I guess they're not people. Unless they are people.

*looks confused, then happily shouts* I'm the people! right?

Intelligent holograms wrote:

Pandas are old news, all hail the reign of the sloth!
Issues never seem to be quite right, something completely irrelevant always ends up changing.

Sloths a very nice people. And they can swim. Have you seen them swimming?

I have decided that I will change my national animal to Sloth, if my battery keeps that long. Doesn't look good though.. .

Malkir and Intelligent holograms

Left butt cheek

7 years 230 days ago

Malkir wrote:

Hello all!
I'm creating a new nation-based roleplay for Mordor. At the moment there is just a registration form, but as nations sign up we'll be adding additional threads for diplomacy, warfare, trade, and factbooks. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me. The registration form can be found in the link below!
http://w11.zetaboards.com/MordorNS/topic/30027347/1/#new

where do we drop off the form, as a reply?

Malkir

7 years 230 days ago

Left butt cheek wrote:

where do we drop off the form, as a reply?

Yup!

New westphallia

7 years 228 days ago

Hello all! I just moved my nation, New Westphallia, to the region! Can't wait to meet everyone and learn what's what!

Malkir

7 years 228 days ago

New westphallia wrote:

Hello all! I just moved my nation, New Westphallia, to the region! Can't wait to meet everyone and learn what's what!

Greetings New westphallia! I'd be happy to answer your questions and help you settle in. What kind of things are you interested in doing in Nationstates?

Servoria

7 years 228 days ago

Greetings ,welcome to our humble abode unless you're a hobbit in which case.........😈😈😈😈

Nanaimos

7 years 228 days ago

Servoria wrote:

Greetings ,welcome to our humble abode unless you're a hobbit in which case.........😈😈😈😈

I'm definitely not three hobbits stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat, not that I've been accused as such, but maybe we should take it down on the kill the hobbits thing? Also, trench coats are in style now, so there's no reason for me to take it off and prove that I'm not three hobbits stacked on each other. If I were, I would suggest that Samuel stop eating cheese during second breakfast. It doesn't sit well with him.

Grrorg the Orc

New westphallia

7 years 228 days ago

Malkir wrote:

Greetings New westphallia! I'd be happy to answer your questions and help you settle in. What kind of things are you interested in doing in Nationstates?

I like creating a government and policies and culture in my own country... I don't know much about interaction with other nations, but I'm super excited to make friends and learn how to participate and stuff.

Malkir wrote:

Greetings New westphallia! I'd be happy to answer your questions and help you settle in. What kind of things are you interested in doing in Nationstates?

Servoria wrote:

Greetings ,welcome to our humble abode unless you're a hobbit in which case.........😈😈😈😈

Thanks for the welcome! And I can assure you that I am not a hobbit, but a half elf.

Nanaimos wrote:

I'm definitely not three hobbits stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat, not that I've been accused as such, but maybe we should take it down on the kill the hobbits thing? Also, trench coats are in style now, so there's no reason for me to take it off and prove that I'm not three hobbits stacked on each other. If I were, I would suggest that Samuel stop eating cheese during second breakfast. It doesn't sit well with him.

Way to keep from raising suspicion

Vegetables can still feel pain

7 years 228 days ago

There are people talking about Terry Pratchett, others talking about the WA, and I'm just sitting here, quietly eating chicken. :/

Decomposition

Malkir

7 years 228 days ago

New westphallia wrote:

I like creating a government and policies and culture in my own country... I don't know much about interaction with other nations, but I'm super excited to make friends and learn how to participate and stuff.

You should consider joining the regional forum or hanging out on our discord server then!

Nanaimos wrote:

I'm definitely not three hobbits stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat, not that I've been accused as such, but maybe we should take it down on the kill the hobbits thing? Also, trench coats are in style now, so there's no reason for me to take it off and prove that I'm not three hobbits stacked on each other. If I were, I would suggest that Samuel stop eating cheese during second breakfast. It doesn't sit well with him.

If any of that were true I would suggest that Samuel talk to his doctor about lactose intolerance because I think he may have it. Obviously it's not though so no need.

New westphallia

7 years 227 days ago

I just joined the website thingy thing, but its super old fashioned. I feel like I just stepped out of a time warp to ten years ago...

Malkir

7 years 227 days ago

New westphallia wrote:

I just joined the website thingy thing, but its super old fashioned. I feel like I just stepped out of a time warp to ten years ago...

I accepted your application. To be fair you are playing a text based game...

Left butt cheek

7 years 227 days ago

Nanaimos wrote:

I'm definitely not three hobbits stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat, not that I've been accused as such, but maybe we should take it down on the kill the hobbits thing? Also, trench coats are in style now, so there's no reason for me to take it off and prove that I'm not three hobbits stacked on each other. If I were, I would suggest that Samuel stop eating cheese during second breakfast. It doesn't sit well with him.

why does it have six arms?

Nanaimos

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