The Lowest Crime Rates in Manitoba
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Always Happy People of Communist Winnipeg | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “From Each According to Our Needs” | |
| 2. |  The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN50 | Father Knows Best State | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” | |
| 3. |  The People's Theocracy of United Good | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Atheists do not know Fear and Comfort” | |
| 4. |  The Aromatic Republic of Chateau Chevalier | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Shipping promotions do NOT apply to wine purchases.” | |
| 5. |  The Apolytonian Surfdom of Grant Park - Harrow | Authoritarian Democracy | “Arrant Graph Work” | |
| 6. |  The Jets of Winnipeg_ | New York Times Democracy | “Assiniboine et la Rouge” | |
| 7. |  The Red River Warriors of Warhorse | Anarchy | “Never Know” |
