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The Stalker wrote:

It's a pleasure to have opened embassies with the Satanic Cathedral, and we would certainly welcome any articles you guys would like to submit to our newspaper.

I do hope to do another issue in the coming weeks, try to get back on track to doing two a month if possible. A few extra submissions would go a long way to making that happen.

Contributing article submissions premised upon the Satanic, Occult, or other correlating subjects, several members of our region are quite adept at. Providing exceptional, ruminating, and interesting content for you to incorporate in the impending issue of Hell's Bells may be indeed of considerable intrigue to us.

Nordonovik wrote:

Oh ya?

Lol

Azazal wrote:

I have a tattoo on my behind anyone wanna see its really classy?

We don't want to see your ass.

Freddland wrote:

Heaven looks pretty dead these days. A post from 200+ days ago still on the first page of their RMB. We had some good times several years ago trading drive-by insults on each other's RMB's.

Does that mean we won?

We have the 26th largest mining industry in the world, guys. It must be all the souls.

Welcome Nazgur, Sadeia, and Horny The Horned Reaper to Hell! :)

I always thought it would be light classical music. . .

Metal embraces the essence of Hell without trying to hide what they embrace behind a catchy beat and autotuned lyrics. Metal isn't ashamed of hell like some of the other genres. Metal is the ultimate art form. Embracing any possible topic you could think of no matter how Celestial, Daemonic, purposeful or pointless. Metal is Chaos. It is all and nothing at the same time. It is classical music with electric instruments and distortion. It is rock 'n' roll with updated style and distortion, it is rock with more passion. It has been sub-genred to every other genre on this list. Name one of the other genres and i'll show you what i mean.

HUGSHIGUHSIEUGHSEIUGHW MY MUM BOUGHT ME TICKETS TO A BEHEMOTH AND WATAIN CONCERT ON THE 01/10/15!

Cynical Alcoholics wrote:

Nothing says black metal like your mother buying you tickets

Behemoth is death metal, but watain is black metal.

Dethklok is my favorite metal band.

Also i'll really like to try and do two issues of Hell's Bells this month. If we can get two articles by next week and two more by the 25th-ish, we'd be in good shape. Could really use some new authors since some of our older crew are busier of late.

I'm not the most creative sort, but I can cover for Ask Fredd if he's busy.