WA Delegate: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker (elected 22 days ago)
Construction of embassies with Atheist Empire has commenced. Completion expected in 3 days 3 hours.
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Best Weather in Hell
The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.
As a region, Hell is ranked 15,684th in the world for Best Weather.
|1.||The Commonwealth of Boolaroo||Capitalist Paradise||“The tyranny of absolutes must go!”|
|2.||The Depressed State of Frank de Boer||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Hava Nagila הי הי הי הבה נגילה”|
|3.||The Eternal Graveyard of VampireMountain||Father Knows Best State||“Blood, I Need Blood!!!”|
|4.||The Wall of Wheeling Park||Father Knows Best State||“United we stand... Divided we fall...”|
|5.||The Fudgetopia of Mc Johnny||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Free Abortions and Gay Marriage for All!!!!”|
|6.||The Republic of The Hulk Peter Sagan||New York Times Democracy||“Tis Koers”|
|7.||The Biologist's Socialist States of Invading Revolutionaries||Democratic Socialists||“Communism, Education, Democracy, Environmentalism”|
|8.||The Evil Eye of Watchin||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Remember the titans”|
|9.||The Ghost nation of Ongor||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Onwards, ever onwards!”|
|10.||The Sultanate of Zoos||Capitalizt||“Animalz rule.”|
- 17 minutes ago: The Atheistic Republic of Felandos of the region Atheist Empire agreed to construct embassies.
- 21 minutes ago: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker proposed constructing embassies with Atheist Empire.
- 4 days ago: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker updated the World Factbook entry.
- 7 days ago: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker suppressed a post on the regional message board.
- 7 days ago: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker banned The Holy Empire of The Crusader Force from the region.
- 9 days ago: The Kingdom of Mr Stalker departed this region for Hells Gate.
- 9 days ago: The Kingdom of Mr Stalker arrived from Hells Gate.
- 9 days ago: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker changed the regional password.
- 10 days ago: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker tagged the region "Surreal".
- 10 days ago: The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker tagged the region "Snarky".
Hell Regional Message Board
Good Job Cynical.
I feel 9 isn't too bad. Every education issue that pops up for me always gets the vote for whatever will make my citizens smarter.
I didn't complain to anybody that you gave too much homework. I just said I wasn't going to do it. :)
Oh, good. Then I can fail you with a clean conscience. A few of you are almost passing. Remember, If you want your Doctor of Demonology or Doctor of Deviltry, you HAVE to pass my class.
We'll see about that.
I expect to hear full reports back! Bonus points for being able to describe the taste of the children's tears. ;)
I should start coming up with weekly assignments, turn this place into fightclub and begin project mayhem. First rule is... You do not talk about the Kingdom of Hell!
Raise your hand and be recognized before you blurt out in MY classroom, pipsqueak!
Don't you just LOVE calling Lucifer a pipsqueak! :D
I'll have you know my pips don't squeak! Also if your the teacher, pretty sure that makes me the principal.
Poor performance as a teacher and you'll be demoted back to the third circle!! I hear a lot of your students aren't doing their homework.. tisk tisk!
Ummmm, there's no such thing as a principal at the university level. ;)
Then you can be a groundbreaker by being the first university principal. Think of the fame!
Yes yes I will be the first ever Principal King for the Hellion University of Dis! I can hear the crowds chanting my name now. Through me is your path to a Hellion degree in debauchery!!
Heh heh, but actually it depends where you live, in Canada, The UK, and elsewhere, universities / colleges have principals.
Additionally, i'd like to announce the rebuilding of our old embassy with Atheist Empire, a region Hell has a long history with and once a formal alliance. Being a closed region I believe it will be beneficial to open some embassies with other large worthwhile regions. Today we (re)open our first embassy with our old friends in AE.
Here's a fun little article about Satanists and Atheists teaming up in real life! :D