The Free Kingdom of Allanea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 45.575 billion Allaneans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty-City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Allanean economy, worth an astonishing 17,007 trillion reichskamphenite crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 373,167 reichskamphenite crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,063,215 per year while the poor average 34,036, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, third world countries are rich in "I Love Liberty-City" t-shirts, Allanea isn't what it used to be, and King Alexander Blaken-Kazansky can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allanea's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Allanea is ranked 293,844^th in the world and 7^th in Greater Prussia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.98 law-abiding acts per hour.