The Holy Nifonese Empire of New Aeyariss is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shogun Maki Kojiro with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29.177 billion Nifonese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ishikawa. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nifonese economy, worth a remarkable 2,688 trillion Mons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,132 Mons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Nifonese incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Aeyariss's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kogyokist Christianity.

New Aeyariss is ranked 259,859^th in the world and 26^th in Kali Yuga for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.45 law-abiding acts per hour.