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2 points, and a bonus one for good grammar.
1+ For everybody responding to you-know-who.
All those who wish to stack the +1 further, please do so, because that pretty much sabotaged my attempt at restarting the RP.
[Transmission start]
No need to worry the engineers are starting work to upgrade your coms. and defensive grid is also being upgraded with new radar relay from O.S.P systems
I think you might enjoy the work when they complete the work double time.
[End of transmission]
[Transmission start]
If you need them, I have a large surplus of unemployed people who can help. Formal training can be administrated en route, and it's better for them as they would just be enslaved in Marrow Wind.
From:
-Deadpool Pony
[End of transmission]
[To: All Inbound Communications]
[From: Automated Response]
All servers are down at this time.
Communications have been cut along Line-U82.
An automated response team is being sent to solve the problem.
Thank you for your- *Gibberish*
[End]
When gibberish happens on a comm line, it's never a good thing...
Dont worry pinky pie can translate it
so in a land of magic whir magic creates the sun and makes it move across the sky, i can't ave a piece of metal in the air that has a complex magic system that fires sound that can destroy the molecular bonds, but the flin flan brothers can have a magic device that has no wires and makes apple cider
We're not talking about apple cider in this situation, unless you have readied your apple cider powered death rays. You can make as much magical apple cider as you want, but when comes to war you must find other solutions, young grasshopper.
("Where" also has no "i" in it.)
[CNNN (Changeling National News Network)]
[0930 hours]
We're getting reports of scattered gunfire near a communications relay. So far, all long-band communications have been cut. We're sending this out via ULF. Reports are also coming in about troop movements towards the area. Other than that, we really don't know what is going on.
For those viewers not 'in the know', a communications relay is a large bank of interconnected computer banks, responsible for relaying signals via fiber optic cables to their proper destinations, as well as regulating the flow to ensure smooth and uninterrupted connections. They were developed during the technology rush twenty years ago. As all Changeling Monarchy cities are locations anywhere from 2km-6km underground, wireless is unreliable, and thus they are the only reliable methods of moving signal traffic.
However, one being taken down can result in a total loss of communications. In addition, the dedicated AI needed to run the arcane-technology mix is very expensive, and thus the communication relays are easily disrupted if something were to go wrong.
Militia troops have been spotted setting up barricades near- *Signal Lost*
[End]
[To: Forward Outposts]
[From: National Leadership bunker, --km underground]
We're receiving reports of conflict near a CommRel, specifically Relay-U. Lines U01-U96 are down. Respond immediately.
[End]
[Transmission start]-Overwatch systems
Drop pods are being released from low orbit carrying troops and supplies expect heavy fire fights in the area to secure com. facilities...Overwatch will also patch in to your network to secure and reactivate Your networks A.I
[transmission end]
Cool, An RP!
Can someone fill me in on what is going on?
Basically, some weird stuff's going on near on of the Changeling Monarchy's comm relays after something annoying and mysterious happened.
So far, Changeling Monarchy, Lunar Underground, and Marrow Wind have been doing war stuff. Now some sort of hostiles have invaded Changeling Monarchy.
(I'm not very good at this whole explaining thing. You may want to TG one of them for more details.)
OOC: A RP 'war' nearly erupted. It was interrupted by the worst RPer of all time. It then restarted.
[To: TLU]
[From: T---- S------]
Be warned, there is heavy fighting going on around Relay-U. Unknown hostiles have seized control of it, sabotaged the communications facility, and are currently being pushed back by elements of the 7th Light Militia. The fighting is taking place inside of the maintenance tunnels and highways near the Relay. Depth below ground is three-point-five kilometers. If at all possible, send those with experience in CQC.
Current casualties (Known)-
Allied forces:
220 Infantry
8 Armored Vehicles
Unknown hostiles:
80 Infantry (Estimated)
2 Armored Vehicles
Communications are currently being routed through an above-ground facility 206km away.
[End]
Dang, will you need an intervention at this rate? I had my military mobilized for some reason...
[*Subtly breaks the 4th wall]
I'm going to start roleplaying as Gene Ray, so, whilst still acting accordingly, it will include a large amount of references to oneists and the Timecube.
[returns]
[To: The Alicorns]
[From: Wisest Human Gene Ray]
I shall help you attack evil ONEists who are threatening people of your country. All Cubic solders be prepared for destroying all those who oppose the Timecube! Defend the Changeling Monarchy! Kill uneducated adults!
Wisest Human,
Gene Ray.
(Having read timecube too much)
(Breaks down hysterically)
I just tried it myself. ~shivers~
Huzzah! Crusade for the defense of the Changeling Monarchy! Deus Vult!
(Does nothing as he watches everyone fight from orbit)
*Arms orbital space station.
*Arms special 4 convergent beams that form a cube.
*Hovers finger over button.
Wisest Human,
Gene Ray.
Want to buy some popcorn?
I'll throw in butter at 50 percent off.
suuuure
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