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Cybus1 wrote:We have less have 40 days. My AP test(AP Gov) is next Tuesday.

My US history STAAR test(my state test) is tomorrow. Since im good at history, im not worried.

Emperor Andrew is said to announce that his old commanding officer and mentor, back when he was in the Jimmieian Army. The man is none other than famous Jimmieian commander, Captain General Clarence G. Jolkon.

Emperor Andrew served under Jolkon nearly his entire army career, from a junior officer all the way up to being a general himself, Andrew served under Jolkon, seeing the man as a mentor of sorts and even his friend.
Jolkon taught Andrew much of what he knows about strategy and tactics in many types of warfare, and this even encouraged Andrew to create the 115th Airborne Division, earning even more respect from Jolkon, for Andrew to completely convert an infantry division into an airborne division.

Andrew continued to serve under Jolkon, until he himself became Emperor, and than he named Jolkon to be the new Minister of War(served for 2 6 year terms), than as Minister of Defense for 1 6 year term, and than finally serving as the Superintendent of the Jimmieian Military Academy, up until his recent death, due to old age.

Jolkon passed away at the old age of 153 years old(our life spans are longer than regular humans), and will be given an imperial burial and ceremony(reserved only for royal family and heroes of the empire).

Emperor Andrew will personally be reading his eulogy at his funeral. Jolkon will also be buried within the Imperial Phoenix Memorial Cemetery, due to his contributions to the empire over the years.

He will also be given some of the highest honors and awards both military and government, due to his long service and contributions to us.

Eichhorst appeared in the offices of Hyperion Spaceways CEO, John Tailor. Tailor had been a Blackwatch collaborator. John looked up in surprise. Not only had the door been locked, he had not heard it open. It fact, it was still shut and locked! A slender man with incredibly pale skin and intense blue eyes was approaching his desk, wearing a very nice suit and a red tie. He asked "Would you like to write a note?". His voice had a vague hint of a German accent. John stared in mute surprise. He was still trying to figure out how the man had gotten in his office. The man was now within arms length. He pulled out a pistol. John immediately freaked out, and tried to get up, tried to get his own pistol, or hit the panic button nude his desk. The man disappeared from his line of vision, moving too fast for his brain to process. John was aware of a presence behind him. The man said "Evidently not." The gun was put beneath his jaw, and the trigger was pulled. Eichhorst calmly lapped up any blood spilled, careful not to let his urge to just drain the man take over. He turned on his heels and walked out.

Cybus1 wrote:Eichhorst appeared in the offices of Hyperion Spaceways CEO, John Tailor. Tailor had been a Blackwatch collaborator. John looked up in surprise. Not only had the door been locked, he had not heard it open. It fact, it was still shut and locked! A slender man with incredibly pale skin and intense blue eyes was approaching his desk, wearing a very nice suit and a red tie. He asked "Would you like to write a note?". His voice had a vague hint of a German accent. John stared in mute surprise. He was still trying to figure out how the man had gotten in his office. The man was now within arms length. He pulled out a pistol. John immediately freaked out, and tried to get up, tried to get his own pistol, or hit the panic button nude his desk. The man disappeared from his line of vision, moving too fast for his brain to process. John was aware of a presence behind him. The man said "Evidently not." The gun was put beneath his jaw, and the trigger was pulled. Eichhorst calmly lapped up any blood spilled, careful not to let his urge to just drain the man take over. He turned on his heels and walked out.

Damn

Socialist Republic of Andrew wrote:Damn

Hmm? Explain?

ANDREW SOMETHING MIRACULOUS HAS HAPPENED!!!
CYBUS SAID AWESOME!!!

Cybus1 wrote:Hmm? Explain?

It was just a very escalating quickly kind of kills and moment, where my only appropriate response was "damn!"

Nyanink wrote:ANDREW SOMETHING MIRACULOUS HAS HAPPENED!!!
CYBUS SAID AWESOME!!!

He did?!
*hides under table*

THE END IS NEAR!

Socialist Republic of Andrew wrote:It was just a very escalating quickly kind of kills and moment, where my only appropriate response was "damn!"

He did?!
*hides under table*

THE END IS NEAR!

SAVE THE WHALES!!!
*jumps off a cliff because its the most logical thing to do:
:jumps out of a window first:
*onto a whale*

.....................ok then both of you are crazy.

Nyanink

Nyanink wrote:SAVE THE WHALES!!!
*jumps off a cliff because its the most logical thing to do:
:jumps out of a window first:
*onto a whale*

Wait for me!

*puts on bathing suit and does expert dive into water, than flies out of water on the back of a whale with a trident*

Im the king of the sea!!!!!

Cybus1 and Nyanink

Cybus1 wrote:.....................ok then both of you are crazy.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/5942190dc9abd1b678284ff6ac41f6bc/tumblr_mtn0xlSMri1rhapw0o1_540.jpg

The End of the world is near? Interesting. All because Cybus said "Awesome"?

Felucian Planetary Republic wrote:The End of the world is near? Interesting. All because Cybus said "Awesome"?

Indeed!

Socialist Republic of Andrew wrote:Indeed!

*puts cooking put on head and jumps into poor excuse of a hole*

Quickly, into the trenches!

Felucian Planetary Republic wrote:The End of the world is near? Interesting. All because Cybus said "Awesome"?

YES.
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
All systems go the sun hasn't died deep in my bones straight from inside
I'm waking up
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
Enough
TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE TO THE NEW AGE WELCOME TO A NEW AGE TO A NEW AGE
Ooooh Oooh we're
RADIOACTIVE
RADIOACTIVE

Nyanink wrote:YES.
THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
All systems go the sun hasn't died deep in my bones straight from inside
I'm waking up
I FEEL IT IN MY BONES
Enough
TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE TO THE NEW AGE WELCOME TO A NEW AGE TO A NEW AGE
Ooooh Oooh we're
RADIOACTIVE
RADIOACTIVE

Love this song!

Socialist Republic of Andrew wrote:Indeed!

Oh no!
http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/end-of-the-world-gif-world-Favim.com-236979.gif

Felucian Planetary Republic wrote:Oh no!
http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/end-of-the-world-gif-world-Favim.com-236979.gif

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Astronaut.jpg

*starts singing One For My Baby, by Frank Sinatra*

Cybus1 wrote:We have less have 40 days. My AP test(AP Gov) is next Tuesday.

My AP tests are next week as well.

I am not looking forward to them.

Socialist Republic of Andrew wrote:Love this song!

If you can name three or four other songs by Imagine Dragons off the top of your head, you are a fan.
If you can only name two, you listen to them
One, then you just got the song stuck in your head
Zero, why do you live in a hole? :D

Cybus1 wrote:*starts singing One For My Baby, by Frank Sinatra*

*throws a fedora*

Nyanink wrote:If you can name three or four other songs by Imagine Dragons off the top of your head, you are a fan.
If you can only name two, you listen to them
One, then you just got the song stuck in your head
Zero, why do you live in a hole? :D

Radioactive, Demons, I bet my life, and It's Time.

Allow yourselves to be mind blown.
Radioactive
Demons
Its time
I bet my life
Gold
Smoke and Mirrors
Panoramic
The fall
Summer
Shots
*flips table and walks off* I rest my case.

Nyanink wrote:Allow yourselves to be mind blown.
Radioactive
Demons
Its time
I bet my life
Gold
Smoke and Mirrors
Panoramic
The fall
Summer
Shots
*flips table and walks off* I rest my case.

*applauds loudly and starts whistling in amazement*

The Orson Empire wrote:My AP tests are next week as well.

I am not looking forward to them.

My finals for the year are on the first week of June...not looking forward to them!

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