The Malicious Mediocrity of Lugus Triune is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jarl Brjánn with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.083 billion Triunians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mediolanum. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triunii economy, worth a remarkable 3,861 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 174,843 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lugus Triune's national animal is the Lindwyrm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blóð Siðr.

Lugus Triune is ranked 11,930^th in the world and 15^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 372.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.