The TUS Fenda Topid of HIM5 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 16.579 billion HIM5ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish HIM5ian economy, worth 266 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 16,069 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, smoking is banned in public areas, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HIM5's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a major religion.

HIM5 is ranked 98,675^th in the world and 3,976^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.