The Ice-cream loving state of Amarion is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Admiral General Stewie Griffin with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.551 billion Slave of Stewies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Griffintropolis. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Stewien Slave economy, worth 422 trillion Stewins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,095 Stewins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Amarion's national animal is the Fluffy the man-eater and its national religion is Church of Stewiw.

Amarion is ranked 198,640^th in the world and 7,852^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 42.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.