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Kleinekatzen wrote:(For those not in the know, my people are werecats...we turn into humans but due to a curse its always the opposite gender <shudder>

Well technically speaking that is "transgendering catweres" since you are a cat that assume human form as opposed to a human who assumes cat form. Us Werepenguins are experts in this field of science. We stole it from ... oh right, not supposed to mention that fact ... never mind. Pretend I didn't say that and I'll pretend I didn't kill you for hearing it.

Eh, it doesn't matter the terminology (but thankyou for not trying to commit suicide...although we do wonder what you would of tasted like BBQ). All I know I go from a very masculine tomcat to a tall blonde female human (and from what I understand from comments, a very good looking human female.), its enough to make one to cry in horror if it wasn't for the fact it attracts weird creatures that glitter in the sun.

Wooo! #6 for police forces. Bad boys, watcha gonna do?

Post self-deleted by Omigodtheykilledkenny.

Powerful police force we had once...now we're relegated all the way down to #59?! Anarchy blows.

Anywho...TRT's latest issue is out, and I'm only pinning it for bragging rights. My article about the Best Resolution contest is in it! Have a look.

As to today's ranking, how we took such a dive in politically free I'll never know. They must have blown up a few extra courthouses in Newbomb Turk and South Jenstown this period. Damn us for insisting on arresting the perpetrators when that happens.

How is Kenny more cultured than us? WHO DID YOU BRIBE FOR THIS, KENNY?

What an insult! We'd never bribe anybody! It's would be so uncultured of us!

Welcome back to the fold, Alqanian antarctica. Let us know if you need any assistance with the zombie outbreak so common in newly resurrected nations...

Kenny didn't have to bribe anyone. He merely has corrupted the cultural senses of the WA gnomes.

You should have seen the reaction of our own people towards the gnomes when they insisted that putting ketchup on BBQ tourist wasn't cultured.

Yanktopia

Alqanian antarctica

Thanks, Kenny, it's good to be back. Hmm, I don't think I've ever actually gotten the zombie issue, which is odd, considering how many times I've resurrected nations...

Principled lunatics

Screw you RL and your laying of waste to my NS puppetherd...

The Puppet Apocalypse crept up on us so slowly we hardly noticed. Josh atoll, River-notch, Bardo and The Great Leap Forward...hope so see you alive and kicking again soon. And not as zombies.

Hey everyone, have a gander at my newest dispatch and give it an up-vote if you got the time. We could make this a regular thing: if your nation has "big news," post a Dispatch version of your Picayune story, and poke me so I can pin it to the WFE. But if peeps here aren't interested in doing that, hey it was worth a shot! :{

Post by Sereny suppressed by a moderator.

Yet another issue of The Rejected Times pinned. Gruen has an analysis of GA modding in this one, as well as Yours Truly, covering the inexplicable deletion of Bananaistan's entirely legal Non-interference in Elections act. My pitch for an article about the AO Conspiracy rearing its ugly head again in the modding controversy didn't make the cut this time - but don't worry...there's always next issue! :P

Philimbesi NOOOO!!!!

"Nicholas Condor, a prominent Bigtopian activist and soapbox orator, caused quite a stir last week when he publicly called for the complete extermination of the people of Sleaziistan, accusing fellow citizens of being 'sub-human', 'immoral', and 'really ugly too'."

He's only just now noticed that?!?

The latest issue of the Picayune is out -- in dispatch form! Now up-vote or go to hell! ... Oh wait. We're already here. Yay?

Retired WerePenguins and Alqanian antarctica

You know, ever since we became "The Totally Naked Fraternity" life in our nation has become so boring. I mean everything is so "out in the open." Even government officials are "letting it all hang out." Even the mainstream media have exposed their biases for everyone to plainly see. We need a good old fashioned "cover up."

Principled lunatics

Kenny I just wanted to say, having been around the game a few years now, you have what I think is about the best nation name ever.

Ustasha

Thanks, I actually stole it from South Park, but shh! It's a secret!

Anywho, since it's our tenth anniversary (!), I'm declaring this week to be AO Day. (It was actually last week, but I forgot about it. What can I say? I'm lazy.) I put up a post about it on the forum (or at least, bumped an old one - linked in the WFE), and with any luck, one or two people might respond! :D

Happy AO Day everyone!

Mallorea and Riva, Krioval, Principled lunatics, and Ustasha

Huzzah!

Principled lunatics

WOOO!
And Mall, you have broadened my understanding of field limitations with that extraordinary national prefix..

Happy AO Day!!!! Free Iron City, Islay's BBQ Chipped chopped ham sammiches, and Klondikes for everybody!!!!!

We want to mention that we will be having FREE SUSHI served by our exceptionally sexy and totally naked staff. Half price on Dark and Stormy (still not sure why our Faithful Navigator is insisting on fundamentally transforming our national drink).

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