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To be honest, the mere fact Croatia has a point is something to be proud of.

The circumstances of how that goal came to be are unimportant.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

I'm pulling for the little bastards.

Pulling can be slang for "masturbating".

Agritum wrote:

You speak like Croatia couldn't very well score.

Football is an highly unpredictable game. Marcelo's autogoal came out of nowhere.

This is correct- but I had entirely written them off.

That free kick spray is quite cool.

So, reflections on the game?

Nightkill the emperor wrote:

So, reflections on the game?

It was entertaining, but I did expect Brazil to win.
My stance on the ref?

G-Tech Corporation wrote:

Const has a good thought about petitioning for a drone strike against the ref.

It's worth noting literal wars have started over this sport.

Consty-dau wrote:

I also put up a rough idea in the Traveller's Cafe of playing as Croatian players slaying their Brazilian and FIFA foes.

Does it involve favelas?

Because it needs favelas, and metro transit strikes that turn into drone strikes.

Consty-dau wrote:

The favelas would be burnt, along with the rest of Brazil. Except for the rainforest, because global warming, and the hot chicks, because butts.

The beaches will need to break off from the rest of the country along with the hot chicks and rainforest.

We can graft them onto the Falklands chain, and then Cristina will have a coronary.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:

The beaches will need to break off from the rest of the country along with the hot chicks and rainforest.

We can graft them onto the Falklands chain, and then Cristina will have a coronary.

So an extremely pro-British island with gorgeous beaches, stunning rainforests and beautiful women everywhere? Why is this paradise not a thing yet?

Nightkill the emperor wrote:

I really should post in my RP.

But this f*cking World Cup.

I'm the same way.

G-Tech Corporation wrote:

Because then Argentina would claim it as "Las Malvinas Grandes", and Her Majesty's Navy would have to kick them down again.

And British people are too nice to crush their national psyche again.

Poor Liri.

Her Majesty's Navy wouldn't need to get involved, due to them having no Argentine counterpart to crush. At the most, HMS Dauntless would sit in the harbour of Beunos Aires looking scary as the Typhoons flew around a bit, blowing Kirchner and a few buildings up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw

NEI sent me this.

I need this.

Old soldiers never die.... They just kill some more!