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Nightkill the emperor

http://www.theonion.com/articles/lovestruck-arabian-princess-begs-father-to-spare-j,38439/

Nationstatelandsville

Nightkill the emperor wrote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/lovestruck-arabian-princess-begs-father-to-spare-j,38439/

"Take Biden instead!"

Nationstatelandsville wrote:They actually cancel each other; British-Americans are stoned on sight in most nations.

Fortunately for me, I can resist the temptations of the hemp.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Take Biden instead!"

But Biden is America's old uncle who likes to play jokes but fails to understand the diffrence between Humor and being a creep. We can't such a valuable resource be hurt.

Nightkill the emperor wrote:"Eight years of a demographically symbolic president is enough."

We should get a kickstarted going to equip all politicians with remotely operated shock necklaces that can be activated by voting on a governmental website.

It is up to us to help politicians actually be politicians instead of just random dudes that can say whatever they want. I do it because I care.

Nightkill the emperor

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/74

Nightkill the emperor

Nightkill the emperor wrote:https://news.vice.com/article/indias-resettlement-of-kashmiri-hindus-to-hotly-contested-region-stokes-resentment

I consider it only sane to have Kashmiris resettle but I hold bias.

Mind, I have some ancestry from there but I'm not leaving Mumbai - that's for the others.

Annnnd it seems that Kashmiri police have shot a student who was protesting.

Brilliant, should make this initiative much easier.

Nightkill the emperor

On a related note to these Kashmiri posts, watch Haider.

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.nbc12.com/story/28835704/mans-obituary-do-not-vote-for-hillary-clinton

That's one dying wish.

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32332473

The Balkans is an area renowned for tolerance and understanding, I'm sure his neighbours will warmly welcome this news.

Nightkill the emperor wrote:http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32332473

The Balkans is an area renowned for tolerance and understanding, I'm sure his neighbours will warmly welcome this news.

There has never been an attempt in to establish a new state in that area that wasn't completely peaceful and ended with everyone frolicking about in the hills throwing flower petals.

Nationstatelandsville

I'm reading about Estonian politics.

Because that's something normal Americans do, right?

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.khaama.com/isis-taliban-announced-jihad-against-each-other-3206

It's official.

Alex the philosopher

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'm reading about Estonian politics.

Because that's something normal Americans do, right?

Given that even Europeans think of Estonia as a throwaway country, yeah, that's probably a weird American thing.

Nationstatelandsville

Agritum wrote:http://www.khaama.com/isis-taliban-announced-jihad-against-each-other-3206

It's official.

In this instance, I'm rooting for the Lannisters.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I'm reading about Estonian politics.

Because that's something normal Americans do, right?

What kind of politics can you have with 6 people and a handful of goats?

Nationstatelandsville

The Corparation wrote:What kind of politics can you have with 6 people and a handful of goats?

The goats are a bunch of f*cking collectivists.

Alex the philosopher

https://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-a-mass-knife-fight-to-the-death-between-every-american-president-who-would-win-and-why/

Nationstatelandsville

Alex the philosopher wrote:https://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-a-mass-knife-fight-to-the-death-between-every-american-president-who-would-win-and-why/

Lincoln.

Such is his rhetorical power that he would rouse the rest into forming a pact of brothers against Jackson and Roosevelt, then he would slowly kill the remainder off with guerilla tactics, starting with Pierce (f*ck you, Pierce).

Alex the philosopher wrote:https://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-a-mass-knife-fight-to-the-death-between-every-american-president-who-would-win-and-why/

I find his estimations of Carter and Ford to be on the low end. Both were ex-USN. IN addition Ford was a linebacker in college, and Carter was the kind of man who could and did disassemble a broken nuclear reactor. By hand. I predict both would place highly, especially as the rest would vastly underestimate them.

Nationstatelandsville

The Corparation wrote:I find his estimations of Carter and Ford to be on the low end. Both were ex-USN. IN addition Ford was a linebacker in college, and Carter was the kind of man who could and did disassemble a broken nuclear reactor. By hand. I predict both would place highly, especially as the rest would vastly underestimate them.

Yeah, but most likely, they'd just go at each other.

I suspect all the ex-US Navy presidents would team up initially. Once they'd thinned the opposition though anything goes.

Nationstatelandsville

The Corparation wrote:I suspect all the ex-US Navy presidents would team up initially. Once they'd thinned the opposition though anything goes.

I think I trust Lincoln to hide long enough; though he might also take a grand ideological stand once he realized how f*cked he was.

OK, then, Teddy. Because obviously.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I think I trust Lincoln to hide long enough; though he might also take a grand ideological stand once he realized how f*cked he was.

OK, then, Teddy. Because obviously.

I would have figured his victory was assumed in this scenario.

Nationstatelandsville

The Corparation wrote:I would have figured his victory was assumed in this scenario.

Never underestimate Lincoln.

This has traditionally been incredibly unwise.

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