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ILLUMINATAY CONFIRMED
Illuminatvit is definitely confirmed.
Yeah. It's unofficial, but it really pissed off the Admiralty.
Admiral: "We've chosen this **** as our national anthem? We're using ****ing techno to represent ourselves to the world?"
Ensign: "...yes."
Admiral: "This is unbelievable."
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Hello! Welcome to Ainur!
Thalasus' admiralty isn't very powerful because their navy is a bunch of fishing vessels with peashooters attached. Seriously, Thalasus, how could you delude yourself into thinking you were actually blockading me? My military is twice your size! If only you knew that your "seventh fleet" was really a recon buoy we send prank phone calls from...
We don't even have a seventh fleet. We have five overarching fleets, Alpha through Epsilon, each with their own capabilities. The blockade was being conducted by the Beta, with extra EW/Cyber support provided by Carland Class destroyers from Epsilon.
And that recon buoy was sunk last Thursday. Of all the sophisticated electronic warfare systems you had access too, you went with prank calls? You gave us a good laugh, that's for sure.
I confirm that Illuminavit does exists, and I see everything you do and watch on the web. All I can say is: You dirty bastards! XD
How are you and the NSA connected?
Probably by a land line,
He must be Halsey's boss or something. Even NSA agents get watched, I suppose.
NO, there wasn't a blockade because the ships were sunk last year. Seriously, Ashton, get it through your thick little skull that my military has always been better than yours. From an RP perspective it makes no sense at all. Were you protecting your ports from MY navy? Sure you were, but my ports were the busiest in the region during the could war. Any attempt to blockade me would've resulted in nuclear warfare. You can't make openly hostile actions in a cold war, that's retarded. Beta was sunk en route to my coast during a freak hurricane that may or may not have been the result of my weather machine and I'm sorry if i failed to inform you of that. In the name of mutual cooperation i will build a nice little memorial to all those sailors lost at sea last fall. Rest in Pizza Thalasian Beta fleet division that foolishly tried to battle our awful weather.
NSA? Ha! They are scared of us if they don't do their job well.
As your Queen can attest to, in many cases, size doesn't matter.
Said every guy ever. XD
As your Queen can attest to, size doesn't matter.
-Thalasus 2015
I actually thank god that I'm not in an actual forum RP with Escanthea. I would have a hard time explaining to him that he doesn't get to decide the power of other nations and whether or not their fleets will sink in a storm (which, since Thalasus is a tropical archipelago nation, you would think they have some experience with). And that moonlasers and weather machines are godmoddingn.
But, since it's all on the RMB, I can ignore that stuff and just insinuate that the Escanthean Queen sleeps around! :D
Does this region invade?
As in raid other regions? As a matter of fact, yes we do. The Knights of Ainur are a proud raiding force that has been a part of many conquests and defenses against counterattacks.
Firstly, it gets cold here in Escanthea, so forgive us if we get a little shrinkage over here. We've never had a queen, did you actually think we'd give the inferior gender a voice in our government? Ridiculous. In addition, the concubine that bore the 3 royal children died over 2 decades ago, and you're what, 20 something? So you've been f*cking a corpse. Ashton, you know that if you were actually blockading me i could've easily sunk your pathetic military forces. And don't give me that "quality over quantity" bull either because you don't prioritize defense spending like i do, making your troops less equipped for a real threat like the mighty Escanthean Navy. Don't blame me for failing to see one tiny little post that you know you would've backed down on anyway. Also, the moon cannon is a reality, just check my issues. Maybe that tropical sun has finally fired your brains, but up here the chill and the salt of the northern sea keeps us hard at work. Maybe when we've bought off your last politicians we can turn your country into condos.
Rico, take him out. ^*^*^
Rico, assuming you are a mercenary, I would pay you gloriously to take out the Regent.
On a date, I meant. He seems lonely, and I need someone there for me to make Queen jokes at.
Unfortunately for you I've played dishonored, so this Lord Regent knows how you little sh*ts get on my rooftops. I'm gonna put spikes on every conceivable surface you can "blink" onto, so HAHAHA!
I think not. Blocky and I have a long history together.
^ The solution of all problems. ^
All you need is love, and love is all you need.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfH7iuLR0I
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