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Oh... I love it. :)

Tamatun wrote:http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/5/3970/3970473_sprite198.swf

so much fun.

I wish there was a way to make this my desktop.

So, got into a discussion of church music on a friend's FB post...

And it made me think of Texalberta's all-time-great rant in the old regional forum...

I need to see if it still exists. just because it was awesome and lulzy.

Ah Texalberta . . . now there was a guy that could wind up even God himself, but you'd you'd still be intrigued enough to tune in later to see how it went!! :-)

Freeoplis wrote:Ah Texalberta . . . now there was a guy that could wind up even God himself, but you'd you'd still be intrigued enough to tune in later to see how it went!! :-)

Bwahaha so much truth to that, Free.

*shivers* I saw his name and thought he was back.

Freeoplis wrote:Ah Texalberta . . . now there was a guy that could wind up even God himself, but you'd you'd still be intrigued enough to tune in later to see how it went!! :-)

I did not exist at the time. Please enlighten me as to the subject of this individual you speak of, this "Texalberta".

Sinovet wrote:I did not exist at the time. Please enlighten me as to the subject of this individual you speak of, this "Texalberta".

I think that was a little before my time as well. Is it somebody who shall not be named?

Ah, good ol' Texalberta. Ria has some stories if you wish to hear of his exploits, my fellows.

Let's put it this way - i've destroyed all memories of him to the point where all I remember is that I hate him, but I can't remember why. I think he held strong far right views and made me incoherent with rage.

Ah. Texalberta was a fun chap. Had my politics, but he was... rather... hmm... he used to love the debate section on our old forums.
Far more fiery about it than I am. lol

Wow, considering everybody that I have interacted with here are some of the most laid back people I have encountered on NS I can only imagine how bad it must have been. I am all for a political debate, some of them I win some of them I lose, but I have come across those who can make a total arse of themselves while at it. Probably a good thing I have no idea who it is...er, was.

He was a good dude. I enjoyed his company.
But he was a bit zealous in debates.

Being zealous can be a good thing, unless of course it gets out of hand.

"good dude"?!
was. he. f*ck.

Tex and I had a love hate relationship, we loved to hate each other most days, and other days he'd send me recipes for cookies as peace offerings. He wasn't all together a bad dude, just had to take him in very... VERY small doses, or you'd find yourself wanting to stab things with pointy objects. Often. Like every day that ended with a Y. I'm actually pretty sure Tex is the only person who's ever actually inspired such an extreme reaction from me. Maybe we should get him a medal?

So I'm on my way to meet Loni, last stop was unrelated to the Region so nothing about it.

someone did not think this through...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/patronising-bt-woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM

where is everyone?

Hiding?

So there I am trying to check NSTracker on something, it ain't working, so I wander over to see if Absolution, or rather it's esteemed founder is still around...and golly...WHAT do I see??!!???

Buhahahahahah...hahah...hahahahahahahah

Alas Texalberta is no more...but hold on my little porkchops, Tex alberta is quite fine, thank you very much;)

Now the question begging begins....

Is it better to be loved, or feared? well, I have always preferred the stench of fear given off by some undies wetted libtard who has sputum leaking out their earholes cause 'ol Tex just wound up, and kicked them right in the proverbial yaboos.

There is nothing that compares to the anger exhibited by said numpty when their most cherished lib taking points get taken out behind the woodshed for a right good rogering:) Ahhhh...the memories.

Now there are those who are still???? (Buhahahahah) suffering the effects of Tex beatings, really folks, time for therapy me thinks..wot?:)

If they could just bring a cogent, and coherent argument to the table instead of *sputter, sputter, IT'S JUST NOT FAIR* stomp their wee feet, and run off to their room like a 16yr old who just got felt up at the prom, maybe, just maybe, they wouldn't feel like that mass of tepid haggis residing in their brain case was useless for anything more complicated than playing candy crush.

But we all know THAT ain't gonna happen;)

Well, my tender vittles, I must vamoose, it's almost update, and me tea is awaitin'.

I leave with the iconic work of Mr. Clint Eastwood, (The Unforgiven) (kinda apropos doncha think?)
"...And don't be cuttin up any whores...or I'll come back...and roger every last one of ya..."

...or something like that....:)

Tex alberta wrote:So there I am trying to check NSTracker on something, it ain't working, so I wander over to see if Absolution, or rather it's esteemed founder is still around...and golly...WHAT do I see??!!???

Buhahahahahah...hahah...hahahahahahahah

Alas Texalberta is no more...but hold on my little porkchops, Tex alberta is quite fine, thank you very much;)

Now the question begging begins....

Is it better to be loved, or feared? well, I have always preferred the stench of fear given off by some undies wetted libtard who has sputum leaking out their earholes cause 'ol Tex just wound up, and kicked them right in the proverbial yaboos.

There is nothing that compares to the anger exhibited by said numpty when their most cherished lib taking points get taken out behind the woodshed for a right good rogering:) Ahhhh...the memories.

Now there are those who are still???? (Buhahahahah) suffering the effects of Tex beatings, really folks, time for therapy me thinks..wot?:)

If they could just bring a cogent, and coherent argument to the table instead of *sputter, sputter, IT'S JUST NOT FAIR* stomp their wee feet, and run off to their room like a 16yr old who just got felt up at the prom, maybe, just maybe, they wouldn't feel like that mass of tepid haggis residing in their brain case was useless for anything more complicated than playing candy crush.

But we all know THAT ain't gonna happen;)

Well, my tender vittles, I must vamoose, it's almost update, and me tea is awaitin'.

I leave with the iconic work of Mr. Clint Eastwood, (The Unforgiven) (kinda apropos doncha think?)
"...And don't be cuttin up any whores...or I'll come back...and roger every last one of ya..."

...or something like that....:)

*steeples fingers in deep thought after reading all of that*
Hmm, quite the charmer. Can't say that I am impressed to be honest because it all seems rather cookie cutter, almost a parody of a conservative if anything. I mean really, using the term "libtard"? Then going a step further and saying that a liberal could not bring a coherent argument to the table? Perhaps he has not come across the right ones because I have seen some doozies where the conservatives were nearly in agreement with the liberal. Legitimately so I might add. All the same, if that is a sample of what to expect I am not going to give it much attention.

Tamatun wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djU4Lq_5EaM

where is everyone?

I've been lurking the last few days. I am still around and can usually be reached on here if anybody is absolutely curious or wanting to reach out and touch somebody. I must be fair and say that I might not be interacting too much over the next few days; our town is having it's annual big celebration this weekend and your's truly is the top gun in the kitchen where I work.

Holy cow, a Tex sighting. o_O

Lol grab a camera CC

Coffee cakes wrote:Holy cow, a Tex sighting. o_O

And just after I heard about him for the first time...weird.

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