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The jensmonian empire

The united tributational territories wrote:My stupid cold...

That sucks. On Thanksgiving too. :( I hate it when your sick on a holiday or any day off. On my birthday I woke up with a really really bad headache and it sucked. :(

I hope I did well on my biology test...

I got my country as I want it now, now all worried about accepting anything in issues just dismissing a bunch of them

The jensmonian empire

Zybex wrote:I got my country as I want it now, now all worried about accepting anything in issues just dismissing a bunch of them

My country is as crappy as my life right now. I mean I have about three hours to write two essays :(

Northern arcadian empire

Zybex wrote:I got my country as I want it now, now all worried about accepting anything in issues just dismissing a bunch of them

Good job, I think I'm almost there

The jensmonian empire wrote:My country is as crappy as my life right now. I mean I have about three hours to write two essays :(

I was only good at essays if it was something I was interested in, other wise it was always hard to think of decent content

The jensmonian empire

Zybex wrote:I was only good at essays if it was something I was interested in, other wise it was always hard to think of decent content

Yeah, sometimes I think I could write my own original book better than an essay.

The jensmonian empire wrote:My country is as crappy as my life right now. I mean I have about three hours to write two essays :(

Considering you could've been born in a dangerous unstable war torn country with an oppressive government, lack of food, and clean water, lost your parents and family, have no friends or anyone to look out for you, and get abducted by a terrorist group, your life is fairly good.

The jensmonian empire

Anollasia wrote:Considering you could've been born in a dangerous unstable war torn country with an oppressive government, lack of food, and clean water, lost your parents and family, have no friends or anyone to look out for you, and get abducted by a terrorist group, your life is fairly good.

A terrorist group wouldn't abduct you. Abductors abduct you. Terrorists just kill you.

The jensmonian empire wrote:A terrorist group wouldn't abduct you. Abductors abduct you. Terrorists just kill you.

By that logic, terrorists don't kill you, they terrorize you. Killers kill you.

Anyway, do you still get the idea? Your life isn't as crappy as it could be.

The jensmonian empire

Anollasia wrote:By that logic, terrorists don't kill you, they terrorize you. Killers kill you.

Anyway, do you still get the idea? Your life isn't as crappy as it could be.

I know I exaggerate.

1042nd out of 1040 nations :((

Northern arcadian empire

For what?

Scientifically advanced. Aerso still thinks the world is flat, and the sun revolves around it.

Northern arcadian empire

Oh, ok......*sends teachers to Aerso*

The jensmonian empire

Northern arcadian empire wrote:Oh, ok......*sends teachers to Aerso*

*The church of Aerso puts your teachers to death...and then declares war on your country*

Northern arcadian empire

The jensmonian empire wrote:*The church of Aerso puts your teachers to death...and then declares war on your country*

What?

Hey how do i join TITO?

TITO Grows stronger and stronger

The jensmonian empire

Germanahii wrote:Hey how do i join TITO?

Do that thing in the forum

The jensmonian empire

Northern arcadian empire wrote:What?

You heard me

The jensmonian empire

I finally started my essay! Woo!

My hook is stupid and it sucks and I'm really sad right now :(

The jensmonian empire wrote:I finally started my essay! Woo!

My hook is stupid and it sucks and I'm really sad right now :(

Good luck with yout essay!

How can a hook be stupid? Hooks aren't living things ;)

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The jensmonian empire

How do I write a summary about a book that is so cliché it's embarrassing, while the stuff that makes it interesting should really never be spoken in front of a teacher?

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