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Alekseandrea wrote:

•#1 "Alekseandrea changed its national capital to "Echo base"."
•#2 "Following new legislation in Alekseandrea, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Echo base.
I have a capital!
A Zombie-proof one, of course..."

(1) It's funny that your Capital has the exact name of a place I've been before - Could it perhaps be the same place? - Perhaps I left behind some booby-traps, perhaps I did not - I don't know! Haha-hahaha!!
(2) You poor fool! - You really think that a subterranean citadel is zombie-proof?! - Many zombies arise out of subterranean homes, take naps, or lie down for a centuries-long sleep underground (there may already be some around this "Echo Base"); if they can come out of the ground, or go into it willingly and survive, surely you can see your subterranean citadel may be in great risk...

I'll leave you now; I sense it may be too late...

*A sound of scrabbling, scratching, shambling and shuffling in the distance is getting closer to your office door*

Unfortunately, these are not my kind of zombies; I'll have no sway here...

**Cuts transmission**