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Speaking of me being moon related pay no attention to the second moon in the sky..

"How about a compromise that pleases both the conspiracy theorists and the military?" suggests Ryan McAlpin, an elite prevaricator from the Propaganda Ministry. "Why don't we release some documents that just say that UFOs are real? This way the conspiracy theorists stop asking questions, and the military doesn't have its secret projects compromised. If our military projects are discovered, like that "moon" we're building, we can just blame it on little green men. That gives you perfect deniability. It's win-win!"

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.