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Oh great, bronies.
Yep!
Following new legislation in Atromusian Gods, it's always rabbit season.
Why do I get the reference?
There's no need to go to either extreme," says Peggy Jefferson, your personal dentist. "It's all about, um, choice. Here's a nice alternative: why not just have clean non-fluorinated drinking water and give more funds to dentists? If we had enough money, we could make all dental care absolutely free! It will be demanding on the taxpayers I know, but they'll surely be happy when they all have sparkling white teeth!"
Colgate would approve! o3o
What? The only news we have to report are the constant traffic jams in New Puledra City, alongside the acquisition of nuclear warheads.
We have those in this region.
Oh... it's just you. I'm going to go right back to ignoring you now.
I'm too lazy for a proper rant right now. Just assume I'm verbally tearing into you for a few sentences.
(Short version: there is no such pony.)
Have you tried using the nuclear warheads on cars that are blocking traffic?
That might work, now that I think of it, but I would have to use it on the whole city. I think expanding roads is a better idea, even if those Ecologists don't like it.
Expanding roads doesn't help much if the new roads are being built outside the city that's having traffic jams.
So somehow we lost a Malaysian jet so SAMs in Ukraine, a Taiwanese jet to a typhoon yesterday and now an Algerian jet has disappeared off of all radars in Northern Mali.
Pretty horrid week, no?
Bomb Russia.
That sounds like a bad idea...
Best idea.
Let's settle this the proper way. Nuclear missiles at ten paces!
Hmm, my efforts to obtain more Easter eggs are unsuccessful. I don't know why since I'm going about one of the issues in the right steps.
Bad luck.
Also, I think there's a population minimum for many of them. I recall something about 1.25 billion?
We lost a french jet in a storm off Brazil. But that was years ago
What about the people I like in Russia? What about them?
Russia is a big place. I'm sure you can just bomb part of it, even if you use really big bombs.
So it's my turn to get the leader worship issue. Normally I'd be all for the anti-religion position, but that seems a bit inappropiate when my leader actually is divine. But I doubt the option for claiming divinity gives any stats I like - the two I've seen don't.
Also I still haven't gotten around to naming or otherwise defining my leader in any way...
Calm down,allied commander
Trotterdam is ranked 3rd (out of 137) in Pony Lands and 573rd (out of 112198) in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 111 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.
Minutes ago: Trotterdam was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
Minutes ago: Trotterdam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
Having always identified strongly with Honesty, I'm quite pleased to see this.
Congratulations to Kazakta and 
Shrillland too.
I've got the 10% in the world for least corrupt governments, what about everybody else?
To the contrary, one of my nations is in the top five of the most corrupt. MEA might just be in the top ten.
Yes, number nine for least corrupt! Huzzah!
Oh, and I'm back! You bastards, trying to start a world war without me! xD
I also learned that "Game of Thrones" is an overrated piece of banal medieval "fantasy" written by a likely pervert/pedophile.
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