The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Wysteria
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 769th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 2. |  The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
| 3. |  The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce | New York Times Democracy | “There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.” | |
| 4. |  The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Miratejo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Iron Fist Consumerists | “War” | |
| 8. |  The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf | Corporate Police State | “No moto since 1902” | |
| 9. |  The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze | Capitalist Paradise | “Then he showed those men of will what will really was.” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Drakkel | Corporate Police State | “Give them what they want, then give them what you want” |
