The Highest Economic Output in Woodstock
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Dinner Theatre Actors | Left-Leaning College State | “It's Still Better than Children's Theatre ♪♪” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Jimmy H | Tyranny by Majority | “Patience makes the heart grow fonder.” |
