The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Valhalla
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Valhalla is ranked 2,841st in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Transitional Queendom of Gadsdenian Gingerlands | Authoritarian Democracy | “All we did was listen.” | |
| 2. |  The Sultanate of The Urkerrith | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. |  The Alkhemycal Spires of Dust Princes | Father Knows Best State | “Hear the Thunder, Feel the Rain” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of ShipFan | Moralistic Democracy | “I ship it.” | |
| 5. |  The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon | Corrupt Dictatorship | “💦 I am the one who arranges the blocks! 💦” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Moon Rocket | Authoritarian Democracy | “Hey diddle diddle” | |
| 7. |  The Vrolondia of GRO II | Capitalist Paradise | “through Fire and Metal” | |
| 8. |  The 10000 Islands Emissary State of Puppaffnia II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Serviens Paffniae quoque” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Yclept | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You can call me Ray...” | |
| 10. |  The Student Body of Valhalla High School | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Orange Nation” |
