The World World Census
The Highest Drug Use in the World
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
4. | The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie | Iron Fist Socialists | “The spirits are about to speak!” | |
5. | The Turtle Farm of Cayman Islands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “He hath founded it upon the seas.” | |
6. | The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy | “Strong, Proud, Determined” | |
7. | The Macedonian Empire of Pelagonia | New York Times Democracy | “Glory to Alexander the Great of Macedon” | |
8. | The Rumpshaking Action of Booty Time | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!” | |
9. | The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Working for the Betterment of Mankind” | |
10. | The Referendum of 7 November | Democratic Socialists | “Macedonian Empire” |