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The Most Primitive in the Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 21,677^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
11.	The Free Land of Darth Haggis	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The trembling earth resounds his tread”
12.	The Theocracy of Baduy	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Don't destroy mountains and plains.”
13.	The Republic of Experiment-PRIM	New York Times Democracy	“Primitiveness”
14.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Mycaena	Tyranny by Majority	“That Which Comes Cannot be Avoided”
15.	The People's Republic of Helan Fon	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Twirling in Harmony”
16.	The Republic of Treilnami	Iron Fist Consumerists	“From Many, One”
17.	The Muppet Empire of Nonagenarian Prick Oligarchy	Psychotic Dictatorship	“We few old men are the law.”
18.	The Free Land of Praradis	Anarchy	“By no one, for no one.”
19.	The Democratic States of Peophe Gumpinds	Capitalist Paradise	“Strength Through Compliance”
20.	The Dictatorship of Laborvillea	Corporate Police State	“Paix, Esclavage, et Force!”

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