The Most Primitive in the Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dico, Dico, Dico” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Dolgavarjobul | Tyranny by Majority | “Ride Freely and Fearlessly” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Nova Exe | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Eclipse Arises” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of Braburn | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Righteous in duty.” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Armenigay | Iron Fist Socialists | “Ooga Booga” | |
| 6. |  The United Kingdom of Jost Laws | Democratic Socialists | “The Meaning To Life, The Universe, And Everything” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Bazaykia | New York Times Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Sool | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of NUMBAONEYO | Anarchy | “We are happy so everyone is happy” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Tagger Company | Right-wing Utopia | “We're The Solution” |
