The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 3. |  The Great Macedonian Empire of Aleksandar Makedonski | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Per aspera ad sole” | |
| 4. |  The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
| 5. |  The Furious Realm of The Angry Spaniard | Father Knows Best State | “She kicked me right in Madrid.” | |
| 6. |  The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Something for nothing!” | |
| 7. |  The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “My bill is pointy.” | |
| 8. |  The Macedonian Colony of MK Colony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Macedonians all over the world” | |
| 9. |  The Territory of Of the People-L | Right-wing Utopia | “From Sea to Shining Sea!” | |
| 10. |  The Scorched Earth of Ommastrephes | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I will violate you.” |
